^ Thinks that I have some mystical power over crows.
< Hates passive/aggressive reviews.
< Admits that stringing plot between the good parts is annoying at best.
< Has waaaay too many plot bunnies hopping around in her head.
< Has waaaay too much stuff to do around the house to be writing,
V Thinks I should hire a maid, a cook, a nanny, a tutor, and a chauffeur so I can write more smut.