I am no longer allowed to scream bloody murder (really, trully horror movie worthy, blood curdling scream) when my husband wakes me up in the middle of the night.
Because you're a homophobic bully.
What do you do when you realize that you should have sown your wild oats when you were young and free to do so and now it's too late?
^ Has delusions of my knowing Orlando
< Hasn't eaten chocolate in over 15 years
< Was a chocoholic
< Is wanting to hear more about Poly's honey & silk fantasy (do tell!)
V Will describe Poly's fantasy in explicit detail now....