Nanaea

Awww! *glomps Melody & Soulsearcher* Thanks guys!

Magic

Sorry, Agaib has left the forum. Redsliver?

I am sorry Soulsearcher's internet went kaplooey I am going to go write now, really....

^ Thinks < doesn't like ^. < Really does like ^. V Likes ^ too.

I am no longer allowed to answer the door with a Ouija board in one hand and a possesed look in my eyes when the 7th Day Adventists come knocking.

I am thinking I should get some meat out to thaw for dinner. I am not going to tell Agaib where I liked to be poked.

Guilty. Has more than one TV.

Yes! (I know. It's because it's mostly left handed.) Agaib

Neither have I. (Yeah, ANY forum.) I have never (jeez this is getting hard!) cheated on anyone.

I am going to change the subject now.

Of course! Agaib

I have - or will be, I'm afraid. I have never, oh wait, yeah I have... Um.... I have never spent this much time posting on a forum before!

Right! (Thanks for the pet rock SS.) Agaib?

^ Is afraid to be alone on the forums. < Hopes < will do. V Is a better substitute than <.

Me, of course! Why 42?

Nope! Nah-nah Soulsearcher?

I think you just lost your gift. Soulsearcher

It's more colorful, besides...redsliver is harder to say and they were sure that's what it used to be - wasn't it? Imp Agaib and Imp Redsliver declared Melody's shaved pussy the winner and everyone ___________

2246 - I love even numbers.

I knew you were going to ask that! (Yeah, for real, Melody. Had to go undress to convince myself one these freaking ants that have invaded my home hadn't gotten into my clothes.) How do I get rid of the ants that are taking over my house without resorting to nasty pesticides?

Well, this is gonna sound really boring but.... I'm a mom. That's my full-time job. Deal with it. My kids are too important to me to let someone else raise them. They're too important to let the government raise too, that's why my part-time job is being a teacher. Yeah, I homeschool. Call me crazy; most people I know do. I do some volunteer work. Once upon a time I was a cosmetologist (that's hair stylist to you laymen) but I hated the pressure to sell, sell, sell. I used to draw a lot. I used to be pretty good at it. Right now, I'm just too out of practice. I never aspired to be a writer but here I am, and I'm really enjoying it. I guess I'm just a creative person by nature. I love designing web pages and I'd love to get paid for it someday but I seriously lack the self confidence needed for an entrepreneur.

*takes a bow* 2242 - that was kinda cool too.

Jesus is Just Alright (song)

I am no longer allowed to laugh maniacally when Melody tortures Pixagi with thoughts of tying the knot.