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Re: “First Time: Jyani” From ANON - CandlelitScribe on July 18, 2021 Thanks! I appreciate your giving this story a chance.

Re: “First Time: Jyani” From ANON - Johannes Longhardy on July 16, 2021 Hmm, I’m not sure what that would be.

Re: “Weekend at Waltney World” From ANON - Johannes Longhardy on July 16, 2021 Glad you liked it. Two more chapters are in the works.

“First Time: Jyani” is posted! At least there’s one species in the galaxy for whom puberty is fun.

From InvidiaRed on July 11, 2021 Thanks! For those cartoons I wasn’t overly familiar with, I watched video snippets and, of course, consulted with my alpha/betas. This is the foundational belief of most of my fanfic.

No worries, I tend to just refer to it as “Cartooniverse.” I didn’t watch Kim Possible until somewhat recently, when I semi-binged the series on Disney+. I was struck by just how overtly sexy Kim is. Add to that the sheer amount of r34 art of her that exists, and I felt like I had to give her a decent-sized part to play in this story. You and me both. The fact that there are so many male cartoon dogs made this the perfect opportunity to indulge my bestiality fetish. From the beginning, my feeling about Vivian and Isabella was that they would show better teamwork than some of the other mother-daughter pairs. Not least because teamwork is kind of what Isabella is all about. I had a lot of fun writing that part. Meg going completely bananas and dominating the performance was sort of my ace in the hole for Team Griffin. Thanks for that. , indeed. Thank you, and thanks for the review!

The next chapter of “My Wish” is posted! Chapter 9: Janey Brainey Drainey Probably the next thing I’ll post is a one-shot titled “First Time: Jyani.” Like my original “First Time” story, it’s about a furry alien describing her species’ sexual biology through a personal anecdote. This one is about a taur-like species who don’t actually have a biological sex until they reach puberty, which hits like a freight train. Making gradual progress on a lot of other stuff. What I’d like to finish is the next story of “The Power Arcane,” but I’m still waiting for inspiration to strike.

From Fairy-Slayer on July 10, 2021 Thanks! There are so many male canines in the Cartooniverse, it was hard to narrow it down to just six. Part of the point there was just to show that the judging is not an objective thing, and what some judges consider a strength of a performance, others consider a weakness. That was chiefly inspired by r34 art I’ve seen of Scooby with various other cartoon dogs. I put Brain and Gromit together because I think are very much cut from the same cloth: Unable to speak, but smarter than they ought to be. Well, I think I know what they’re going to do today. That’s probably true. She’d already shot her wad, as it were. C’mon, I had to have some comic relief in there. Hmmm, I think I could see it. Thank you, both for all your help and for the review!

From ANON - on July 07, 2021 That seems likely, although I don’t have any planned at this moment.

Re: “For the Price of One” From zeranoe on July 06, 2021 A high compliment indeed! I aim to make the best smut I can.

At long last, “The Cartooniverse Mother-Daughter Crossover Sextacular” is complete! Chapter 4: The Surprise Event

Author notes (SPOILERS) The idea for this story came to me after someone on Lolicit asked everyone what their favorite incest pairing was: father/daughter, brother/sister, etc. I didn't actually know which one I liked best, so I decided to make a list of all the incest stories I've ever written to see which pairing came up most often. In doing so, I discovered that although I had written plenty of father/daughter and brother/sister stories, and even a couple of brother/brother and father/son stories, I had written almost no mother/daughter stories. That discovery, combined with an item in my list of story ideas that simply read "Some kind of cartoon crossover," led me to start writing this fic. Seventy-five different fandoms (ie, cartoons and cartoon franchises) are referenced in this story. They are all listed in the disclaimer at the start of chapter 1. This is the first story for which I've ever had two betas (not counting one or two stories where the original beta had to bow out and I recruited a second one). I did this because the story covers so many fandoms -- including a few that I am not especially familiar with (eg, Fairly OddParents, My Little Pony) -- that I felt like I needed all the help I could get to make sure all the characters’ speech and behavior seemed authentic. In fact, Jomahawk and Fairy Slayer served as both alpha and beta readers, because I bounced ideas and a preliminary draft of chapter 1 off of them before I began writing in earnest, and during the writing, I contacted them a few more times to solicit ideas. All of the US states from which the characters hail are canon except for Metroville (home of the Incredibles) being in Kansas, because Metroville has no canonical location. I wanted to give it one, though, so as not to ruin the running joke from The Simpsons about no one ever saying what state Springfield is in. Given that Metroville is based in part on Metropolis, Kansas seemed like a reasonable choice of state. If this story were an actual cartoon, voice actress Grey Griffin would have a fair amount to do, as she is the voice of both Riley Daring and Lola Loud on their respective series. “Mammelli,” the endearment that Vivian Garcia-Shapiro uses with Isabella in chapter 2, is a made-up portmanteau of the Yiddish mammelle and the Spanish mami. (Interestingly, both words are diminutive terms for “mother” but are used with daughters and other loved ones, too.) Likewise, yingelija, which Vivian uses in chapter 4, is a mashup of yingel (Yiddish for "cute little one") and hija (Spanish for "daughter"), and dybbuquito is a portmanteau of dybbuk (Hebrew for “devil”) and the Spanish suffix “-ito” for “little.” I included a cameo for Jessica Rabbit for two reasons. First, she was a favorite of fan artists for a long time -- long before the phrase "Rule 34" was coined. Second, how could I write a big cartoon-crossover story without referencing Who Framed Roger Rabbit -- the biggest cartoon-crossover movie ever made? The dog-fucking event is a reference to the enormous number of male canine cartoon characters out there. The bit in chapter 4 about the 1980s version of Glimmer, “whose body seemed to have been poured from the same mold as She-Ra’s,” is a reference to the fact that the toy versions of both She-Ra and Glimmer (and most of the other female characters from the '80s She-Ra cartoon) were made with the same mold to reduce manufacturing costs. In the dog-fucking competition, the contestants are given twenty minutes to get it on with the dogs. Fairy Slayer noted that when he had his text-to-speech program read him the chapter, the time that elapses between Johnny Bravo saying, “On your marks, get set, fuck!” and “Ladies and, uh, dogs, your time is up!” is twenty minutes and one second.

Hey there! I hope you had a happy Fourth. Stories are coming along well. My goal is to post something this coming week that isn’t another chapter of “My Wish”—maybe the next story of “The Power Arcane,” or that original furry story that’s in the same vein as “First Time,” or something else entirely. We’ll see.

From ANON - Curiousrando on June 30, 2021 Thanks! I’d certainly consider writing another CotC fic. It’s just a question of whether an idea comes to me that I really like.

The next chapter of “My Wish” is posted! Chapter 8: Bart Simpson, Titty Inspector Also, the final chapter of “Cartooniverse” is now in its second beta, so that should be seeing the light of day soonish.

I finally got the last chapter of “Cartooniverse” off to its stage-1 beta today. It took longer than I expected to draft -- not least because I decided that Johnny, as the host of a pageant, should sing a song for the winners, which I then had to write. In other news, chapter 8 of “My Wish” will probably be ready for prime time this weekend, if not before.

Re: “Weekend at Waltney World” From Fairy-Slayer on June 29, 2021 It's gonna be a shame if they came all this way and then can't get the kids to leave the bedroom the whole time. Some people would consider that a good vacation. They’ll need it, too. It’s going to be a very busy Saturday. I wouldn’t make too many assumptions about who’s considered old enough for what in the Waltneyverse. Thanks for the encouraging review!

From ANON - Curious Rando on June 30, 2021 Should I? I mean, what did you think of this one?

From ANON - Toonspew on June 29, 2021 Thanks! Yeah, but since there’s so much rather hot Simpsons r34 art involving teenage Lisa (eg, some of the Vercomics series), I wanted to make use of her at that age, too. You’ll get to see at least one of those characters in the very next chapter, so stay tooned – I mean, tuned.

Re: “Weekend at Waltney World” From ANON - CandlelitScribe on June 26, 2021 Yeah, it was more like something fun to play with than something to exploit for maximum action. Two more chapters coming up in this one. And there may be more Waltneyverse stories in the future.

Re: “Weekend at Waltney World” From Lady Freelove on June 26, 2021 Thank you! I was hoping you’d enjoy this one. More action to come!

From JamesRyder on June 24, 2021 Thank you so much! I shall.

Wow, chapter 1 of "Weekend at Waltney World" has only been posted for a day, and it has already garnered 600+ dragon prints and 2 reviews! It feels good to have a hit after having a few flops recently. Speaking of flops, it looks like the final chapter of "Cartooniverse" will be ready for beta in the next few days. SWP1, good to hear from you. I’m glad you’re enjoying “Weekend” so far. As for the “Little Rose” sequel, I haven’t made too much progress as of yet. I really need to outline it before I try writing more of it, because pantsing it just isn’t working for me.

Re: “Weekend at Waltney World” From Digifan303 on June 23, 2021 Thanks. Hope you’ll enjoy it. Sorry, I meant to post the link at the beginning of the chapter. You can find it here: “The Happiest Place”