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Re: “For the Price of One” From zeranoe on July 06, 2021 A high compliment indeed! I aim to make the best smut I can.

At long last, “The Cartooniverse Mother-Daughter Crossover Sextacular” is complete! Chapter 4: The Surprise Event

Author notes (SPOILERS) The idea for this story came to me after someone on Lolicit asked everyone what their favorite incest pairing was: father/daughter, brother/sister, etc. I didn't actually know which one I liked best, so I decided to make a list of all the incest stories I've ever written to see which pairing came up most often. In doing so, I discovered that although I had written plenty of father/daughter and brother/sister stories, and even a couple of brother/brother and father/son stories, I had written almost no mother/daughter stories. That discovery, combined with an item in my list of story ideas that simply read "Some kind of cartoon crossover," led me to start writing this fic. Seventy-five different fandoms (ie, cartoons and cartoon franchises) are referenced in this story. They are all listed in the disclaimer at the start of chapter 1. This is the first story for which I've ever had two betas (not counting one or two stories where the original beta had to bow out and I recruited a second one). I did this because the story covers so many fandoms -- including a few that I am not especially familiar with (eg, Fairly OddParents, My Little Pony) -- that I felt like I needed all the help I could get to make sure all the characters’ speech and behavior seemed authentic. In fact, Jomahawk and Fairy Slayer served as both alpha and beta readers, because I bounced ideas and a preliminary draft of chapter 1 off of them before I began writing in earnest, and during the writing, I contacted them a few more times to solicit ideas. All of the US states from which the characters hail are canon except for Metroville (home of the Incredibles) being in Kansas, because Metroville has no canonical location. I wanted to give it one, though, so as not to ruin the running joke from The Simpsons about no one ever saying what state Springfield is in. Given that Metroville is based in part on Metropolis, Kansas seemed like a reasonable choice of state. If this story were an actual cartoon, voice actress Grey Griffin would have a fair amount to do, as she is the voice of both Riley Daring and Lola Loud on their respective series. “Mammelli,” the endearment that Vivian Garcia-Shapiro uses with Isabella in chapter 2, is a made-up portmanteau of the Yiddish mammelle and the Spanish mami. (Interestingly, both words are diminutive terms for “mother” but are used with daughters and other loved ones, too.) Likewise, yingelija, which Vivian uses in chapter 4, is a mashup of yingel (Yiddish for "cute little one") and hija (Spanish for "daughter"), and dybbuquito is a portmanteau of dybbuk (Hebrew for “devil”) and the Spanish suffix “-ito” for “little.” I included a cameo for Jessica Rabbit for two reasons. First, she was a favorite of fan artists for a long time -- long before the phrase "Rule 34" was coined. Second, how could I write a big cartoon-crossover story without referencing Who Framed Roger Rabbit -- the biggest cartoon-crossover movie ever made? The dog-fucking event is a reference to the enormous number of male canine cartoon characters out there. The bit in chapter 4 about the 1980s version of Glimmer, “whose body seemed to have been poured from the same mold as She-Ra’s,” is a reference to the fact that the toy versions of both She-Ra and Glimmer (and most of the other female characters from the '80s She-Ra cartoon) were made with the same mold to reduce manufacturing costs. In the dog-fucking competition, the contestants are given twenty minutes to get it on with the dogs. Fairy Slayer noted that when he had his text-to-speech program read him the chapter, the time that elapses between Johnny Bravo saying, “On your marks, get set, fuck!” and “Ladies and, uh, dogs, your time is up!” is twenty minutes and one second.

Hey there! I hope you had a happy Fourth. Stories are coming along well. My goal is to post something this coming week that isn’t another chapter of “My Wish”—maybe the next story of “The Power Arcane,” or that original furry story that’s in the same vein as “First Time,” or something else entirely. We’ll see.

From ANON - Curiousrando on June 30, 2021 Thanks! I’d certainly consider writing another CotC fic. It’s just a question of whether an idea comes to me that I really like.

The next chapter of “My Wish” is posted! Chapter 8: Bart Simpson, Titty Inspector Also, the final chapter of “Cartooniverse” is now in its second beta, so that should be seeing the light of day soonish.

I finally got the last chapter of “Cartooniverse” off to its stage-1 beta today. It took longer than I expected to draft -- not least because I decided that Johnny, as the host of a pageant, should sing a song for the winners, which I then had to write. In other news, chapter 8 of “My Wish” will probably be ready for prime time this weekend, if not before.

Re: “Weekend at Waltney World” From Fairy-Slayer on June 29, 2021 It's gonna be a shame if they came all this way and then can't get the kids to leave the bedroom the whole time. Some people would consider that a good vacation. They’ll need it, too. It’s going to be a very busy Saturday. I wouldn’t make too many assumptions about who’s considered old enough for what in the Waltneyverse. Thanks for the encouraging review!

From ANON - Curious Rando on June 30, 2021 Should I? I mean, what did you think of this one?

From ANON - Toonspew on June 29, 2021 Thanks! Yeah, but since there’s so much rather hot Simpsons r34 art involving teenage Lisa (eg, some of the Vercomics series), I wanted to make use of her at that age, too. You’ll get to see at least one of those characters in the very next chapter, so stay tooned – I mean, tuned.

Re: “Weekend at Waltney World” From ANON - CandlelitScribe on June 26, 2021 Yeah, it was more like something fun to play with than something to exploit for maximum action. Two more chapters coming up in this one. And there may be more Waltneyverse stories in the future.

Re: “Weekend at Waltney World” From Lady Freelove on June 26, 2021 Thank you! I was hoping you’d enjoy this one. More action to come!

From JamesRyder on June 24, 2021 Thank you so much! I shall.

Wow, chapter 1 of "Weekend at Waltney World" has only been posted for a day, and it has already garnered 600+ dragon prints and 2 reviews! It feels good to have a hit after having a few flops recently. Speaking of flops, it looks like the final chapter of "Cartooniverse" will be ready for beta in the next few days. SWP1, good to hear from you. I’m glad you’re enjoying “Weekend” so far. As for the “Little Rose” sequel, I haven’t made too much progress as of yet. I really need to outline it before I try writing more of it, because pantsing it just isn’t working for me.

Re: “Weekend at Waltney World” From Digifan303 on June 23, 2021 Thanks. Hope you’ll enjoy it. Sorry, I meant to post the link at the beginning of the chapter. You can find it here: “The Happiest Place”

Re: “Weekend at Waltney World” From darkmoon21 on June 22, 2021 Thanks! Hope you’ll enjoy them.

The first chapter of “Weekend at Waltney World” is posted! Chapter 1: Costumes

From Nsnsndjd on June 21, 2021 Well, there’s no higher praise than that, so I thank you.

The next chapter of “My Wish” is posted! We jump forward in time again and see what Bart gets up to at age eighteen. Chapter 7: The Best Way to Start the Day

Chapter 1 of “Waltney World” (which may or may not be the final title) has just gone off to beta. The next chapter of “My Wish” should be ready soon, too. And I continue to make progress on other stuff, including the final chapter of “Cartooniverse.”

I’m already planning my Halloween story. It’s the one I aborted last year in favor of writing “Unleash,” but I’ve since had a good chat about it with Jomahawk, who have me some solid ideas about how to make it work. So “Night of the Were-Bimbos” is in the works!

Well, you wouldn’t guess it from my rate of posting, but I’ve actually been doing a lot of writing lately. It’s just that I’ve been making incremental progress on a lot of things and not great progress on any one thing. This will probably lead to my posting a bunch of stuff in rapid succession in the not too distant future. In non-writing news, I recently watched the season 2 finale of Amphibia. Holy moly, that was a big one.

From DreamWorlds on June 15, 2021 Yeah, this story is a bit derivative of Flesh – okay, a lot derivative of Flesh – but there’s just something fun about all-powerful shotas having their way with every female they can get their hands on. Well, it was that or turn him into a giant jack-in-the-box, and that’s been done. Grant was more driven and creative than Bart. But we’ll get more into Bart’s psychological manipulations and their effects on his family and peers as we go. Thank you!

The next chapter of “My Wish” is posted! Chapter 6: Happy Birthday, Maggie

I’ve been making good progress on chapter 6 of “My Wish.” This chapter is longer than most, but I expect to post it this weekend. What will be post-ready after that, I’m not sure. I have a few things that could be ready soonish if inspiration strikes. I’d also really like to finish up “Cartooniverse,” but the final chapter is only 5200 words right now; there are probably at least 1500 words left to write.