redsliver
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I have, I play a five dollar game every week. I have never cheated to win money.
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^ wishes ^ was Charlston Heston. < enjoys the entire soylent rainbow. V dislikes thinking up new ways to prepare human leftovers.
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each with half a brick inside because apparently some fat guy was going to break into the house. Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck ___________
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123456, you need the three watchable ones to come after the soul crunching ones. How much more of today can I waste?
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^ has it out for the next generation. < realises the chimney sweeping potential of the next generation. V promotes the emergence of supercriminals in the next generation
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Did you want these naked pictures of Whoopi Goldberg? Congratulations, its a hermaphrodite.
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not guilty, I just let it pile up in the car. Parked in a no parking zone or fire lane.
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Star Ocean: The Second Story (game)
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I can be who ever you like, its just going to cost a little more money. Pixagi
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flash a bus load of third graders. It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, ______________
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I did, he's very interested in defecation, he's very proud of coming up with that one. If you were God, would you do away with pants?
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I am uncertain how much is in a yard, but I am certain I have chugged that much ale, beer, lager, and/or rum in a single evening. Has devised an excessive drinking game.
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money shot
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I am no longer allowed to show six year olds how to put socks into other socks and tie the outside sock to the end of a broomstick and make them do battle.
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I am disliking the blue and whiteness.
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Nah, I see Viggo and think of Carlito's Way and his very poor accent. Why must women mix their emotions with my sex?
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I've been tripped with a garden hose. I have never lived somewhere with a pool.
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wait until you see the bit with the geese and an unwound video casette. Why must I pretend to like ___________________
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That's a good question perhaps Agaib will tell us
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guilty, i sold a game controller to a friend without mentioning that pressing left was the same as pressing down left. Shoplifted to shoplift not because you wanted what you took
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^ uses puns, needs straight jacket < Always wanted a straightjacket V believes straightjackets are all a parent needs to raise a child right.
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50 bucks for a blowjob! What're you crazy? 50 bucks for a blowjob.
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great sex
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Sex, lies and videotape (movie)
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I am no longer allowed to yell "I sunk my battleship!" at the beginning of sex.
