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  1. because you're not playing it with your genitalia. Is there anything more entertaining than watching some one play a trumpet with their ass?
  2. I am no longer allowed to dress up as a priest and harass hookers.
  3. redsliver

    I Am...

    I am welcoming all the new forum gamers. I am suspecting "Are You Psychic?" has just gotten more difficult.
  4. guilty, had the music too loud, didn't hear it, luckily the road was two lanes. Has followed a fire engine to see what the trouble was.
  5. redsliver

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    The 11th Hour (book)
  6. I am no longer allowed to encourage my lifeguard cousin to tell the story of how five year old boys try to put their dicks in the jets at a public pool.
  7. not guilty, back in my school days we just settled for pummelings and getting stabbed with broken lighters. Has stabbed someone so that they bled.
  8. stabbings
  9. I have, they're tasty. I have never added chewable vitamins or other nutrient supplements to my diet.
  10. No, just no. I'll throw out for Melody
  11. ^ is interested in others robosexual fantasies. < Knows a bot, her name is Anna, Anna is her name. She can ban you, ban you so hard. V Prefers the song in swedish.
  12. Not really. Why isn't my laundry done now?
  13. nasty liquid shit that was, does anyone have a bottle of mr. Clean and a match? There once was a man named Dave; _______________________
  14. redsliver

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    Who's going to clean up this radioactive waste? Extracted from the elderly.
  15. STD
  16. must be stroked back and forth until it gets motion sickness goes into convulsions and throws up. Wrap it, 'fore you tap it or it will burn while _____________
  17. not guilty, my family doctor does it, I've never considered anyone else. Has played with something they shouldn't in a hospital
  18. I am no longer allowed to make racist comments about the red chips during poker.
  19. redsliver

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    I am avoiding my reread and edit of my newest chapter like the plague. I am getting readdicted to hentai games while simultaneously rekindling my hatred thereof.
  20. small testicles Who else are we getting for our threesome?
  21. not so much StoryJunkie is about due though
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    What's the slowest most painful suicide I can perform? Yeah, and don't you always feel proud of yourself afterwards?
  23. I haven't been out of high school for 10 years yet. I have never told a homeless person to get a job.
  24. ^ doubts there are differences between insanity and perversion. < knows that pervision is more honest than sanity. V by my definition the most honest human alive.
  25. I am no longer allowed to avoid housework for weeks at a time.
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