redsliver
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I am no longer allowed to yell "Goddamn those Japs! Think they're so big with all the pyramids and heiroglyphs and sphinxes!" at A&W to teen anime addicts.
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My Bologna Has a First Name (song)
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its a race, and you've already lost. How come men's deodorants are named after polar geography?
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Wardrums
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slept in the elephant's bed and not the bears'. Goddamn! She's fit all that ___________________________
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I have never been to the states. I have never been bitten by a dog.
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I am feeling elated now that From the Looking Glass has its new chapter up. I am looking forward to the frustrating misery of the next chapter.
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Fine, I'll be melody but you have to be Quamp. Mike
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No, I just ask if I can put them on hold and then go play mariokart until they hang up. Has broken into a house or apartment.
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Why won't you tell me who my father is? Because he's a man!
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Very sneaky mike, Mike
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I am planning a heist of Melody Fate's homemade peanut butter cups. I am watching all the Sharpe movies in succession. I am happily surprised to see Elizabeth Hurley's boobs in Sharpe's Enemy.
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Navy
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Riders on the Storm(song)
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I am no longer allowed to buy cotton candy, goldfish and pregnancy tests at Wal-mart
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It helps select the first people who will be made into Soylent Green. Soylent Green is People!?
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Similar, we both have a single word name combined from two words Polywolly
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^ likes to play pretend pedophilia < never got into the schoolgirl fetish, or any costume fetishes for that matter. V Likes to dress up as an airplane pilot and have V's partner dress up as a steward(ess).
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I have, well in a sense, I sent a friend the complete save file for a hentai game in grade 11. I have never seen someone I have met in person in porn.
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elephants don't make good chandeliers. Listen, fool, I need you to move this _______________
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Fallout
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um, no Has convinced a friend to eat/drink something that was clearly unhealthy.
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What's a good name for my new Back to the Future/Family Guy crossover? Yeah, can you come back in a few more beers?
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Bomber
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It doesn't really matter, the guy you're putting it in won't know the difference. Is superman's X-ray vision the primary cause of breast cancer?
