redsliver
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Women's mouths, they're great to get blowjobs from, but sometimes this high pitched talky sound erupts from them What can I get for a kidney and have my liver.
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Bugs
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was that we broke out into a dance number set to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham. Ever since that day, I go nowhere without ___________________
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I've done it with my brothers, but I think it may have gotten done faster if I have done it by myself. I have never slept with someone I knew the last name of.
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I am thinking that I am suffering from brain death because I cannot think of answers to most of the forum games.
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I get called by that name a lot lately Melody
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guilty, I have a stupidly honest streak about me Has tried to introduce someone to someone else and forgotten their name.
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Mercury Rising (Movie)
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hairy
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Tips of two of my fingers, not bad, hurts more as it heals. I have never slept with someone who snores
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walked nonchalantly passed the baseball bat and shrugged at the dead stairwell lightbulb. The axe murderer in the basement was surprisingly ___________
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I am too lazy to buy new screens, the nearest hardware store is a forty minute walk.
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Nothin' Terribly New (song)
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Ask me again in a dozen beers. Why do ugly women look prettier when I'm drunk?
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I am no longer allowed to tell Pixagi I'm going to rail her bigheaded sister.
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nuts
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Did I get the right hole this time? Lighter, slower, shallower.
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not guilty, the only cat I lived with took her own walks Has run over a cat or dog.
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^ somehow has seen my childhood. < has eaten a semi-alive three inch brook trout on a bet V would shake my hand if V wasn't so disgusted.
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Not exactly StoryJunkie
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zz top
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yes, but only the one's that they've been sold. Is it right to tell a Christian missionary to shove their god up their ass?
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nope, me neither I have never tipped a cow.
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revolver
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hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. She takes her clothes off for the Japanese, I take my clothes off _______________
