redsliver
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So, is it true you provide stellar oral sex to donkeys? So long as you wear this straw hat and fill your shirt full of straw.
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I am no longer allowed to seal a driveway in blistering heat wearing new shoes.
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I am breaking my promise to write a quick naruto one shot and continuing on with From The Looking Glass. I am hating on my stories current useless synopsis I am craving barbecued beef ribs.
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um... not guilty, however, Sephiroth is gay, I read that in the paper the other day. Has thought of a fictional character during sex.
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Master and Commander
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Wild Things
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Why do I always have to be the one in the schoolgirl outfit? Don't make me break my foot off of your ass.
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Jingo Terry Pratchett
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I am no longer allowed to assume an 8 and a half month pregnant women just got fat.
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ooh! Skillzes Melody
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Kraft (So little love for Sharpie, eh? That makes me sad, the Sharpe series and the rest of Bernard Cornwell's works are probably my biggest influences.)
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not guilty, from a pattern I've seen they're all just biding their time until they decide they want to Beta for me. has used an inappropriate metaphor in front of children.
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crackers and rum How drunk is too drunk for a job interview?
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I have, however: I have never been able not to explain how things work. (If I know)
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^ is on the corn, but will not admit she has a problem. < Has seen someone smoke ragweed under the logic that "If it makes some people sick it must be a drug." V thinks that's my own logic.
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What should I do when your mother gets frisky? This will make it slide in easier.
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I am feeling SilverFox-Chan's pain as I am also allergic to pennicillin
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I am sleepy
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Stuart Little (Book)
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grounded? I've never been electrocuted... I've never seen something nearby get struck by lightning.
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beyond guilty Accused Quamp of being an alcoholic.
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No, you lose. Quamp
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Richard Sharpe
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if they could they'd have charged thousands of dollars in whiskas on your credit cards. Why do women care if you took your socks off before banging them?
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Hey! What's your hand doing in my pants? Cause you might slip and hurt yourself.
