redsliver

Why aren't you wearing a top? Peptobismol and a box of condoms.

No, it isn't slave, don't make me get the whip. Melody! Did you bring my whip?

Because it gets staged fright. Why did you make all the cool dinosaurs extinct?

^ would kill for a naked elf carrying cheesecake < likes naked, unconcerned with the pointiness of ears. V is naked

Xiaosaurus

I am beyond frustrated that after a week and fifteen pages of writing, I'm still only three paragraphs into my third chapter. I am condemning my saturday evenin in the hopes that self punishment will fuel me. I am unsure of how confining myself with a gamecube and metroid prime will help me write

Not yet, but next will be Soulsearcher

of they get a little crunchy when you begin to decompose. Corpses, if we weren't supposed to eat them God would've __________

Hurray!

Lex Luthor, but they always makes Superman the winner. Where do babies come from?

Raising Cain (book)

Rhinoceros, Woolly

I am unemployed. I am not accepting the work I have been offered.

I am no longer allowed to have descriptive loud conversations about balls in public.

Mommy where do babies come from? Naked, greasy and twelve dollars an hour up front.

^ knows of my enjoyment of cake, must be silenced. < decent baker, my cheesecake and blueberry pies are surefire ways of getting laid V learned to cook entirely for sexual bribery.

close, but no, well not so much close as dead wrong. Melody

I have, lying is the first step to a meaningless sexual relationship. I have never taken advantage of someone who has drank too much.

guilty, but what size is the barrel? and what size are the monkeys? With averages the margin of error would be sky high! Bullshitted something technical or scientific because you knew the listener wouldn't know what you were talking about anyways.

now I don't have arms. If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise, if you go into the woods today, _____________________

Give Up The Grudge (song)

I am considering not sharing my pepsi with a recovering cancer patient.

mammoth

pick out and eat bugs from hobos' hair on the bus. Melts in your mouth, not ___________

Captain