redsliver

^ will never find out from me about what I did to enchanted faery that one may evening with three rolls of duct tape, spray whipped cream and a bottle of mr. clean < finds it fun to make up strange lists V is deathly afraid of tall brunettes, sextuplets and candy canes

I did the outside once I have never used a ride on lawnmower.

not quite Polywolly

not enough speed mixed in your cocaine Should I whip up a batch of LSD or get a legitimate job?

had pussy shaving races. Naming the event pussy shaving races attracted _________

brainwash

Ramsus, Kahran (Xenogears)

Repeatedly guilty, I have two brothers and a sister, if something bad happened someone got punished, and it was not uncommon that a not guilty party took the blame. Stared a fight with your SO out of boredom.

Summertime in the Void (Song)

Titty dancing

I have only seen Biodome. I have never had cable or sattelite except when staying at a hotel.

Polywolly got him hooked on the 'nip. One fish, two fish, red fish _____________

um, not guilty, but now I have goals. been attracted to someone in which their apparent gender was uncertain

Nope, not this morning Agaib

^ is quickly accumulating her naked blue ladies. < Is not so confused that < could not fake being in the loop. V Zipper ninja

I am supposed to be out looking for work. I am not.

No, I hide behind large bushes when I follow you. Is it worth waiting the nearly two minutes of toasting to eat the pop tart hot rather than cold?

Edward Newgate (Whitebeard from One Piece)

I am no longer allowed to pretend strawberry poptarts are a healthy breakfast.

Sex scenes need to come as the author sees the need, rushing sex or action ruins plot.

And I thought I was the only one. I have never bought a card for someone that wasn't humourous.

^ somehow knows about my rockstar adventures < hides a pissed off drunk behind layers of easily amused sarcasm V is fond of shiny things.

indeed Lightgoddess

Alas, your powers of clairvoyance leave much to be desired. Soulsearcher

hungry