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Testicles

untrue! I'm not Agaib! I'm not! Arora

Beef who do I have to kill to make pizza places deliver before 4 pm?

not this time StoryJunkie

Because it was developed by Americans who can't even spell colour or recognise properly. What makes a man?

Xylophone baton without the soft foam head?

I have, and the doctors still don't know what caused it. I have never been on AFF at work.

Fettucine

Guilty, my friend's call me rockstar for my propensity to binge drink, and I doubt I do it yearly. Has yelled at a homeless person.

I am spending more time drawing that writing these days. I am in need of a scanner.

Hey Hey We're the Monkees (song)

I sense a great power in you. Nanaea

Agaib, but we don't talk about him. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am...

^ cannot be voted for sock Pope because ^ does not condemn every barefoot wanderer verbally and prophetically as he meets them. < My first sock-papal decree will be that socks with sandals is no longer a faux-pas thus swelling the ranks for the upcoming sock-crusade. V Captain in the His Sockliness's 95th Rifles. Will play a major roll in the upcoming wars.

Sock with half a brick in it

Wall

I am determined to bake a wild blueberry pie by wednesday. I am confident the pie will get me laid.

^ is in charge of creating a smashing hat for the sock pope. < hatless V Wears hats or underwear, never both.

digital representation of Sean Connery. Fuck community college! Let's get drunk and ___________

I'm sorry Melody but your princess is in another castle. Agaib

Because we're no longer allowed to do it with the French. Why doesn't everyone just speak Swahili?

Guilty, but it was my sister and I trusted her not to kill herself with six beer. Has started someone onto drugs, cigarettes or alcohol.

Neither have I I have never owned a pet.

Love Me Do (song)

it is great Dashing and daring, courageous and caring, faithful and friendly, with ___________