redsliver

I coughed sour milk back up. I have never gotten a speeding ticket (and I've deserved many)

Have sexual feelings for wooden copies of themselves. What kind of hobo should I give my cans and bottles to?

I am getting more story work done ignoring my paper that I ought to. I am hating coming up with character names.

Over the Hedge (movie)

^ tempts me with rainbow socks < drank triple what my friends drank and was the one who got everyone to a bed and out of the ditches. V has never slept in a ditch.

Not guilty Gotten naked in a bar or pub.

Orcrist

You failed, take it again next semester SweetMisery

House

made the drop, he was quickly arrested for trafficking 1800 kilo's of pure cut Columbian cocaine. I'd love to bounce a quarter off of her tight ___________

I am writing a 10 page double spaced paper, in theory I have 5 pages written.

Grapeshot (makes cannons into shotguns)

Alas, no Dazzled

^ can be broken, just takes a little finesse, two geese, a dozen paper clips, have a brick, one of those rainbow socks with individual toes and a chorus of children singing the theme song from the Ghostbusters cartoon. < now has to download old cartoon theme songs, wait to go Storyjunkie! V Can run with us, we've got everything you need, run with us, we are free.

Not guilty, I stick to my bedroom and the bathroom at my parent's house. Has walked in on someone else masturbating.

Death

I did but I was drunk, I still don't know how my parents never found out, it was on a ninth grade trip to Quebec. I have never gotten drunk off American "beer".

The Devil You Know (Song)

Because if pickles could fly, they'd form an army. Do laundry and go out or sit around in my underwear watching cartoons?

There is one day for each of Chuck Norris's testicles. Why wasn't Jean Claude Van Damme cast as Gambit in X-3?

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. (Movie)

Incorrect Dazzled

Foghorn Leghorn

Guilty, I used to pay them $50 a month for car insurance and I borrowed $20 from mom to pay dad. Refused to lend $10 or less to a friend.

I have not either. I have never gone out with someone older than myself.