redsliver

Melody Fate started narrating our life. There once was a man named Dave, ____________

Incorrect, Dazzled

Hold on (song)

I have, just not a lot of others at once. I have never contracted an std.

I am being roped into a three hour drive home so I can help my technophobic father operate his new digital camera at my little sister's prom.

quickie

^ will have no mercy for someone between her and cake < needs no cake, has pop tarts V is afraid of cake due to a traumatic childhood event involving a Winnie the Pooh ice cream cake, six tablets of alka seltzer, the neighbours dog and an aunt or uncle with a lazy eye.

hangover

pamphlet. In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground __________

4:30.21 am, December 28th, 2023, Atlantic Standard Time Why don't people like it when I serenade them with Queen on the bus?

you shit in that prostitutes mouth. The prophecised time is upon us evil one, now is the time for the ultimate in __________________

Not too quick at this one I see. Agaib

^ cannot tell the difference between the government and running out of toilet paper. < Has to run to the store soon. V Loves toilet paper so much that wiping his/her ass resembles an herbal essences commercial.

I am no longer allowed to have sex on my roommate's bed because my room's a mess and I think the girl will split when she smells the laundry.

Incorrect, Agaib

Garfield, he was tired of kicking koalas off the table. How did people live before the internet?

Guilty, ferry from North Sydney Nova Scotia to Newfoundland is a bit bigger than a motor boat. Has returned a gift they had received from someone besides their family.

Jackal

George RR Martin putting sex into mainstream fantasy. Edgar Rice Borroughs for Tarzan. EE Doc Smith for the Lensman and Skylark series. Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman for showing me how not to write. Orson Scott Card, Quentin Tarantino, Joss Whedon, Stanley Kubrick, Orson Welles, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, Harry Harrison, Robert Heinlein, Stan Lee, Joe Shuster and hundreds of others. However Bernard Cornwell is my biggest influence, I met the man about two years ago and since then have moved from essays to fiction. He hides nothing in his books making them very human, and very gritty.

I am the third highest poster of all, finally surpassing Melody Fate I am too tired to laugh maniacally I am going to sleep

It was written by a tiger. How many children must die before someone delivers me a pizza?

Work

Not guilty, three partners all female. Has performed or received anal sex.

i think we scared Arora away from this game. Agaib

It does indeed. What's the correct answer to the wrong question?