redsliver

I've been to Paramount Canada's Wonder Land. I have never thrown up on or after an amusement park ride.

Guilty, my alarm clock blares Juicy by Notorious BIG. has been caught masturbating.

Wild Thing (song)

blowjob

I am no longer allowed to eat pop tarts for breakfast for two straight weeks.

Iceland Why can't I have eye lasers?

Soulsearcher still manages to steal the cock stroking show. Agaib has video evidence of all the tomfoolery and the intent to blackmail _________________

I have never been to the United States of America period. I have never left the country in which I was born.

^ is a happy kitty < cannot get the idea of ^ not being able to afford to play with herself out of his sick little mind. V has a sick large mind

I am bitching about how hot and humid it is today.

marker

Amazing! Agaib

^ made friends with Soulsearcher without explicit permission < sells permission at a healthy markup V cannot afford permission to play with Soulsearcher

I am no longer allowed to give my 12 year old cousin the advice, bag it before you tag it, that one looks like she burns as she pees.

I have never managed to get Flashdance into the vcr when I did have the chance to watch it. I have never snuck into a movie.

Not guilty, I own less than one tv. Has driven naked.

kadabra

Because he's dead. Why wasn't my answer actually funny?

Where the Wild Things Are (Book)

the French, they suck. Agaib and Melody got into a fist fight, there were no ____________

^ Shares my NERTY ignorance < never learned the true meaning of NERTY but believes it may have something to do with meeting in the woods under a full moon and spanking each other with wooden paddles. V NERTY member who now needs to have me silenced.

X-Death (Final Fantasy 5) Pixagi: I don't think Sandal Hat can be called a villain.

hobos

I am no longer allowed to accept a half dozen donuts as payment from polywolly to dress up as a minister who follows Pixagi around while Agaib bears the ring, polywolly throws rice, Melody weeps, and Nanaea hums, "Here Comes the Bride."

Christ is on the Lawn (song)