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BronxWench

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  1. It sounds so complicated because it IS so complicated. Now, I want you to go drop trou. Really. I'm waiting. Drop the tweeds, take the pocket monster in hand, and examine the head. If you're intact, roll back the foreskin. I want you to notice something. Wait for it. This is important. ... The head is bigger than the shaft. Really. So, explain to me, boyo, how putting the tip in is somehow less awful, because I'm not getting it. When I gave birth, and things were going out as opposed to in, getting the biggest part (the head) out was hard and the rest was far less painful. So, I'm going to hazard a guess that things work pretty much the same going the other way. At that point, he's better be healing on a good dozen frequencies, or he is going to have some VERY sore women to cope with, and I'd strongly advise hiding all the sharp things first.
  2. Links to above: The Wizarding World’s Whore by Nocturne
  3. Were I either of the last two women in question, he'd be shy a pair of testicles for the attempt. Cervical penetration's not "uncomfortable." This was either a masterpiece of understatement, or you've entirely missed the point that the opening is normally so small that anything larger than the tip of a cotton swab is going to hurt like a motherfucker. Just saying... I had a cervical biopsy once, and the procedure is done without anesthesia. My OB was impressed by the fact that I didn't scream or jerk away as most women do. I have a ridiculously high tolerance for pain, mind you, but I assure you, it HURT. And that was merely taking a tiny pinch of tissue with a sharp instrument, over in less than a second. Had he inserted anything past the external os, I'd have needed at the very least a good dose of a local anesthetic. You're not going to get an enthusiastic "attaboy!" from me on any part of this, boyo. If they can use magic/jutsu/whatever to be assaulted, why can't they just use the same abilities to move the damned sperm into the uterus without the punishment factor? Your way is so needlessly complicated and fetishistic.
  4. When dilated for giving birth, the external os opens to 10 cm, and the canal shortens appropriately. But unless a woman is actively giving birth, there is no way the external os, cervical canal and internal os can comfortable accommodate a penis. Now, if your world allows for magic, then go to town, but have the sperm drawn in by magic means. Do not, unless you are going for pain and gore, have the penis go past that external os.
  5. Okay. The cervix is actually a sort of passage from the vagina into the uterus. On average, the ectocervix or external os, the part that bulges into the vaginal passage, is 3 cm in length and roughly 2.5 cm wide. Past the external os is the cervical canal, which is maybe 4 cm long, and might make it to 8 mm in width, which is not very wide at all. This would be the hideous pain portion of the program, since the cervical canal is NOT designed to allow a penis to enter it. At the end of the cervical canal is the internal os and beyond that is the uterus itself. Unless a woman is ovulating or menstruating, the external os is blocked by mucus designed to keep sperm out. During ovulation, the mucus thins to allow sperm to enter. Folds in the cervical canal hold sperm and release it into the uterus over several hours, to help increase the chances of fertilization. The whole purpose of the cervix is to keep most things out, except during ovulation, and even then, it's only sperm that should be going in. Now, if you need these things to absolutely, positively happen for the sake of your story, come up with magic or some other method to transport the sperm in, because you are not going to be able to bend anatomy to your purposes unless you want to wreck the woman for life. You can't pick and choose what bits to keep, so either you're going to go with basic biology or you're going to embark on fantasy, Pick one, and have fun.
  6. The pH of the vagina is not conducive to sperm. The cervix is not inclined to open for sperm, but obviously can be breached, and the uterus is not hostile unless the woman is actively menstruating in which case, everything is getting flushed out during the monthly clean-out. As far as pressing too hard against the cervix, it will vary from woman to woman. Some won't find it overly uncomfortable, and others will threaten to deball you if you do that again. The thing is, don't assume that because Woman A is okay with you playing battering ram at her cervix that Woman B is just being a princess.
  7. Formans Familia by Michally was taken down by the author from every site where they had posted it. We ask that if anyone has a copy, they do NOT offer it here. We respect the author's wishes to have the story removed, and ask that our users do the same.
  8. I found these: Kirara's secret by Atropa A Little Help by Salome-sensei
  9. I moved this because a translation request does fit better in this thread than in the Search threads.
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