EveKnight75

It's actually passed down from your mother. If twins are prevalent on your mother's side of the family and was passed down to you matrilineally, then there's a definite possibility. Otherwise, it's highly unlikely. I've always sucked at guessing a baby's gender, so I'm not even going to try.

I think it's a great idea. I had actually been thinking of suggesting it myself but you beat me to the punch.

I only like Stewie and Brian. They're the only reason I watch the show. Frankly, I find Lois irritating, and I was appalled to find out she was raised as an aristocrat when considering her horrid dialect. Don't get me wrong - I've heard that dialect in real life plenty of times and it's never bothered me, but somehow she manages to make it grate on my nerves. I think it's all too possible to write a graphic Lois/Peter. In fact, their kinkiness is canon and a selling point of the show. Also, IIRC, there was one episode where Lois was fattened up for the purpose of making the sex hotter. Just make sure it's apparent that you're not wanking off to your own writing, and it should be fine.

If you click on the "outpolled by Lucifer" link, the first paragraph of the article accounts for the other 3%. Donald Rumsfeld got 2% of the vote, and "Others" accounts for 1%. This 1% includes Hugo Chavez, Dick Cheney, Hilary Clinton, and John Kerry. What can I say? Lucifer's just too old-school. His idea of evil may have horrified mortals 2000 years ago, but it's just a yawn-fest now. I don't think he even has a PR person. He figures as long as Jesus is in the media, he won't be forgotten. What he really needs to do is either re-invent himself or step aside and let someone younger take the throne of darkness. Maybe he could go corporate and assemble an advice council consisting of former political leaders such as the Axis leaders from WWII. That last one should work, seeing as how everyone who beat him happens to be a politician (except Osama bin Laden).

I've had this poem lying around on the site for a while, but only one review. It's a Peter Pan poem entitled On the Brink. I don't usually write poetry because I feel that I'm not that good at it. Sometimes the inspiration for a poem hits and I go with it. This was one of those times. I admit that it's purple-prosaic, perhaps bordering on the edge of urple (I'm not sure). I also admit that it's slightly repetitive, and perhaps I went a bit too far back with the old English (again, I'm not sure). It's written from Wendy's POV, after Peter leaves. I had rated it K because there's nothing "negatively adult" about it. The language is complex and only someone older/slightly more experienced would understand the theme, which is why it's now rated T. If you're familiar with Peter Pan (especially the 2003 movie), and don't mind reading non-erotic poetry, could you please read it and give an honest critical review?

Well, Christmas sucked for me. Right after coming home from my last exam on the 22nd, my mom told me that Grandpa had died that morning. Well, he isn't my grandfather by blood. He's my cousin's grandfather, but he was the only one of his generation living in New York, in the U.S. for that matter. He was "Grandpa" to all of us there. To his own grandkids, to his grandchildren's cousins, and their cousins, to all of us living in North America, especially anyone who was in NYC or nearby (like my cousins on the other side of the family living in NJ). I thought I would be able to celebrate the end of exams, but the death was a huge blow to me. The worst part is, we couldn't even go to New York this winter vacation (even though we do most of the time) because of celebrations we were obligated to host here. So we missed the funeral. I did watch two of my favorite New Year's celebrations: the dropping of the ball in Times Square and the drag festival in Key West, Florida with the dropping of the red high heel with a drag queen in it. Still, I just wasn't as into it this year because I'm still mourning. Does that mean I have a negative outlook for 2007? Of course not! I mean, the year went off to a bad start, what with the death and the first real snow in Toronto coming after Christmas, and being forced to clean up a messy apartment (I hate cleaning!) to host three different parties (two down, one to go). But once that's all out of the way, I'm sure I'll have a relatively good year. Happy New Year!

Actually, I had decided a while back that I would get detailed political opinions from my Canadian friends on who they'd like to see in office before casting my vote. Obviously, this extends to you as well. When the elections roll around, e-mail me and tell me who you want to see in office. Don't get me wrong - I follow politics and am fully capable of making a wise decision on my own. Nonetheless, as an out-of-state citizen, I feel a responsibility to vote on behalf of the country I reside in.

Just a reminder that the forum anniversary is this Monday (January 1). We've been really busy, and we're nearly done with the preparations for the anniversary. I'm not going to say too much at this point. Everything will become clear on Monday. I'd suggest switching to the default skin (Invision Power Board) to receive a surprise. Rack up those points because you just may need them. Get your creativity flowing because it just may earn you a reward or two. Our final plans to celebrate the forum's first birthday shall be unveiled soon.

Imported water it is. And what are you worried about Red ? It's not like you can get pregnant! Congrats Adara!

Remind me not to drink the water. I'm a female staff member living in Canada. At the rate we're going, abstinence isn't going to protect me, is it?

I don't feel weirded out, but then again I celebrate it on January 1st. Sometimes, I feel weirded out on Eid-ul-Fitr. In a sense, we consider it the beginning of a new year (even if it's only a new month on the Muslim calendar). Then again, being able to eat all day after an entire month of fasting would throw anyone's personal clock off. All I can say is, just kick back, relax, and enjoy the fact that you're getting a free vacation.

Erotic Thesaurus: Post #18 by Nanaea features a list of sites that could help you. Honestly, that thread is a great place to go.

Erotic Thesaurus. Post #2 by DarkVampWriter is probably one of the best references around. In fact, several of us have saved that list for personal use.

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Subh Diwali, Eid Mubarak, Happy New Year! I celebrate each and every one of these holidays except Kwanzaa.

Count me in. I've always found the bad guy to be hotter. The good guy needs to have a dark edge in order to attract me. The problem with the good guys in fiction is that they tend to be too goody-goody and you have to question their sexual orientation. Hell, you have to question whether or not they have a sex drive at all. The thing with enemies-turned-lovers thing is that it needs to be realistic. If it's badly written and makes me roll my eyes, then it's a bad cliché. If it's gradual (enemies->friends->lovers), a one-night stand, or they're using each other for the sex (and enemy sex can be the hottest thing around thanks to the friction) AND it's well-written, then I can view it as one of the best clichés ever because it's magnetic.

I hope she does. I'm sorry, but Harry is just too much of a Stu for my liking. Either way, I think it would be quite appropriate to have him die in the final battle, instead of surviving and either living with the horrors of the war for the rest of his life or having his victory warp him into another version of Gilderoy Lockhart. The second scenario is plausible because he keeps losing some of his humility each year. Having Harry die is also the best way to finalize the series and steer off demands for a spin-off series. If the nightmares are any indication, pressure to write another series related to the HP universe might ruin JK's mental and creative stability as an author. Sure, she could outright refuse such a request, but I doubt she'd stick to it. She's just a little too nice to her fans. No, I say let Harry die a noble death and let him have some true peace after the prophecy is fulfilled. Nan: I love the info you've dug up. I think JK will use the info as a resource, and it just may give us excellent insight into the final book if she chooses to incorporate the legend as far as the Horcruxes go.

"Because you're so much better with words than I am ." Believe me, that's the answer he'd give. If it were me, I'd have to say flattery gets you nowhere. Especially because I've met too many kids who tried to use that tactic to get me to write their book reports or essays. It never worked because I wasn't stupid, naïve, or desperate. On the other hand, if he truly does suck at writing, then maybe it's a good thing he's not attempting to write it himself. It saves the rest of us a headache. The best solution: tell him to write it himself and you'll beta it.

You aren't the only one! I'm also a fan of the anti-hero (which is why I'd pick Batman over Superman any day of the week!), and the good guys with a dark past (they tend to be smarter because of their villainous background). I also like the shocking surprise. The over-the-top ones that they use in soap operas can be done well if executed by the right person in the right way and isn't over-used. This also applies to "Luke, I am your father" and all the ensuing consequences.

I haven't clicked the link yet and it's been a while since I've taken chemistry, but don't we need dihydrogen monoxide to survive? I'm not surprised that an entire bunch of ninth graders would fall for a spoof like this. Peer pressure and the age of fanbratty wannabe poser posses, dontcha know? ETA: I've just clicked the link and read the article. Thank God at least one student didn't fall for it!

According to the London Times, the title has been released on her site. However, you must play a special puzzle and a game of Hangman in order to discover the title. The instructions are as follows: I'll be the first to admit that I'm not a huge fan of the series and that I don't think JK is that great an author. On the other hand, I do consider an author's attitude important. In that respect, I do like JK. She's a modest, down-to-earth author who deserves the respect she gets. Judging from her latest interviews, she's reached that point where the fame of Harry Potter is finally starting to bear down on her. With the stress this series is finally causing the poor woman, I'm not surprised that the title of the final book sucks. Still, I think it's best that she just tries to finish the book ASAP. Once she publishes the final book, it'll ease a lot of the stress, and she might be able to better enjoy the HP series again when co-working on the rest of the movies.

Guess what I've just discovered? lynx wings, a.k.a Lynxita, is an under-aged member of GAFF! According to her LJ, she's 15, or at least she was 15 back when she joined in 2004. I got suspicious when she decided to define herself at UD. How pathetic is that? Y'know, back on GAFF there were times when I questioned her age. Now I've laid some of those doubts to rest. Anybody wanna help me write and post an accurate definition to post on UD? ETA: Her "real" diary is here. Apparently, she's 17 now. Either way, it still means that she has no business around here or on GAFF. GAFFers can be pretty tough on busting minors, but unfortunately the only one who has any power is the Site Guru, and he's not around that often.

I know what you mean. I do the same thing. I can take notes on paper and use the mouse at the same time. Whenever we have guests over or I'm eating with a bunch of people who don't know me that well yet, they all give me weird looks and keep staring at my plate. Finally, they ask me, "Weren't you using your other hand a minute ago?" I don't like it when people stare at me while I'm trying to eat, but it's fun watching their gobsmacked expressions. Those who know me now make a game out of it. With which hand is Eve going to hold the spoon? There are variations on this game - there are times when I subconsciously switch hands in the middle of a meal. Another fun activity is trying to figure out which hand penned my signature. Both signatures are nearly identical. I love being ambidextrous!

No, we're not. However, people read fanfiction online more often than they read original fiction. We're known for being one of the best sources for finding bad adult fanfiction because we have the largest number of fanfics out of all the adult sites as well as the most genres (fandoms and warning labels). GreyArchives came up as a close second. They don't have much quantity, but they surpass us in squick. TSSA and CSSA has also managed to surpass us in squick, but again there's the matter of limited genres. I can't say Literotica is a good source for finding bad adult fanfiction. Bad adult original fiction, yes.

Goliath was the head Gargoyle. I must admit, he had his appeal. I also liked the way he looked in human form. Gambit is sultry, but he's not my type (even though I really don't have a type). Beast, on the other hand... Hey, I finally came up with some more male characters! Granted, the X-Men fall under comics, but it's better than nothing.

What's the point? It's not like they remember what happened before the commercial break.