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Reminds me of an ancient joke I heard when I was a mere lad. A young woman comes into an embroidery shop and asks the proprietor if they can do custom work on something delicate. Asked what she means, she pulls a pair of nylons* out and says, “Up here at the top where it’s reinforced for the garter.” Examining it, the owner says, “It’s kind of touchy but I think we could manage it. What do you want it to say?” “Something I saw on the back of a truck, ‘If you can read this you’re too close.’” “Okay, would you like that in Roman or perhaps script lettering?” “Braille.” *I said it was ancient.

Is there any word yet on when we'll be able to use bold type in the archive, or restore punctuation to the summaries that can't retain it for some reason? Also, when those functions are restored, will all the problems fix themselves (eg, Will every "39" in a story summary become an apostrophe again?), or will we have to do it manually? And how about correcting the spelling of "Originals"? My phone reads the current spelling as "orgy-nals," which is fun and all, but...

I remember nylons. Not fondly, mind you, but I do remember them.

Nonsense, you're very ept.

21 years for me, as of May this year.