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Magus, enjoy the time with your family. I am sure that they are enjoying the time you spend with them. Just remember that the time will be ending soon and then you can recoop and then get back to your other enjoyments (writing and blowing things up). Keep the faith.

It's big only if he has an understanding of what it is he's been missing, so to speak. It's bigger to you, as the author, than it is to the character, if you think about it. I know you want him to have one of those perfect first times, but I'm going to be fairly direct. I'm from a large urban area, and came of age before HIV, herpes, Hep C, and all those lovely things that make sex a crapshoot nowadays. The worst thing we had to deal with was a bit of clap, and antibiotics along with a bunch of embarrassing phone calls dealt with that nicely. So, we were largely uninhibited when it came to sex. I have not ever encountered anyone who had two women suck him off as a first time. It sounds like they at least have some clue of what to do, which makes it even less probable. I'm pretty certain that most first times, for a guy, are over far faster than he'd have liked, and are fairly messy, inelegant, downright giggle-worthy affairs. So two women with a clue aren't going to be "playing" with him. They will know with certainty that he's going to blow his load fast, and refractory periods being what they are, even his youthful enthusiasm won't make a second time happen instantly. And "something large left his body" sounds like he either gave birth or had the bowel movement from the hells. Or possibly he has balls the size of an African elephant. Most men's testicles aren't going to hold enough fluids to give that sensation. We're talking generally a teaspoon or two of fluid, maybe less. Go look at what a teaspoon or two of a liquid looks like. It's not something large at all, in terms of accuracy.

The same thing famously happened to AnonyMPC, who one day learned that one of his stories was for sale on Amazon. He chose not to fight it, though, because (as his name perhaps implies) he values his anonymity more than his copyright. I was plagiarized once (that I know of)--some little creep stole two of my stories, changed the titles, and posted them as his own work on DeviantArt. (Fortunately, it only took a threat of reporting him to the site runners to make him take them down.) I got pretty angry about that, so I imagine I would be absolutely furious if someone actually charged people money for my stolen work.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial Is there anyone not buying toilet paper? Ouch!

9 Most Dangerous Words Used By A Woman ______________________________________________________ 1) Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2) Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. “Five minutes” is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3) Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.” 4) Go Ahead. This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 5) Loud Sigh This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “Nothing.”) 6) That’s OK. This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s OK” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7) Thanks A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint, just say, “You’re welcome.” (I want to add in a clause here: This is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot.” Now, that is PURE sarcasm, and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say, “You’re welcome” in this scenario because that will bring on a “Whatever.”) 8 ) Whatever This is a woman’s way of saying “F– YOU!” 9) Don’t worry about it. I got it. Another dangerous statement, this means there is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

Assholes on Parade by Timbuk 3 It’s an asshole celebration and they’re all out on the street See them on the sidewalk, oh hear those shufflin’ feet As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade Step aside good people it’s the assholes on parade We got the assholes for freedom, the assholes for fun The assholes for Jesus and the assholes for guns The assholes for justice, the assholes for crime And the assholes for assholes, the assholes of all time Assholes makin money, they’re makin all the rules Takin all our jobs and they’re fillin up our schools Assholes in the water, assholes in the sky Sign that says help wanted only assholes need apply Oh teacher won’t you tell me, Have I really made the grade Am I the head of the class Or just another asshole on parade Assholes give the orders and assholes row the boat Assholes get elected ‘cause assholes get to vote I once heard it said that old asshole never die They just lay in bed and multiply Assholes in the morning, assholes every night Assholes to the left and assholes to the right As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade Step aside good people, it’s the assholes on parade