The Man on the Clapham Omnivorebus
Review @BronxWench on January 12, 2026
Thank you! And thank you for the review. I appreciated it. I don’t think this is entirely the sort of thing to find a wide audience tbh , but it was fun to get back to write something.
It’s a tough one isn’t it? Like, if you really think the horrible monster isn’t real then you must be on a normal bus, having an absolute psychotic break meltdown while hallucinating horrible things. Which is a hugely unpleasant experience. Or so I’ve been told. Some of those pints of cider though? Worth the horror! Then again, if the horror is actually real, at least you aren’t crazy, although it probably doesn’t feel any better.
Heh, honestly, I chuckled a bit writing it. I wrote one line for this Buffy fanfic I’m back working on the other day that had me absolutely hurting for laughing, but it’s probably a combination of only me actually finding it funny but also being too silly to leave in so I might have to cut it and leave it for a sillier fanfic down the line.
I gotta do a follow up where he’s being rescued from a succubus by a vampire who needs more energy,
“Hey, if you want to keep that semen in your balls, let me drink your blood!”
...part 2 conclusion out within a week!
Thank you again for the review, I absolutely appreciated it.