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My phone doesn't always err on the side of salaciousness. Today, when I dictated the
Wilde_Guess and one other reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update
My phone doesn't always err on the side of salaciousness. Today, when I dictated the words “her deep cleavage,” it heard “her deep Cleveland.” Although admittedly, if America had cleavage, that's probably where it would be.2 points -
Y’all, my husband needs a warning label. I’m sitting here, sucking on a peppermint an
DemonGoddess reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update
Y’all, my husband needs a warning label. I’m sitting here, sucking on a peppermint and minding my business with headphones on—the better to block out his party chat trash-talk—and I hear THIS: “You ain’t had pussy since you came out a pussy.” I don’t know who was laughing louder, the recipient of the burn, Cold, or me, but I very nearly had a Star-Brite lodged in my throat. This guy kills me.1 point