So, the post-Halloween trick-or-treater tally:
At least one kid dressed as an internet meme -- check
Multiple Elsas and Harley Quinns -- check
A whole family in themed costumes -- check
A hot mom in a borderline-inappropriate outfit -- checkity-doo
Welp, I can say for a fact now that intubation sucks really mfing bad. Other than that my surgery went well and some tall dude nurse got to help me put my panties back on...wasn’t in my prime tho.