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From JayDee on October 28, 2019 Immunda by InvidiaRed …thought I might have some missionary position jokes but, holy fuck, another one making me Holy Fuck at he end. That is one crapsack shithole of a nation you’ve got there, but an interesting one as well. The kind of wham moment here after she thinks she’s cleansed the altar… that’s some fucking good horror that is. I feel bad for the baby like. The ending was really grim. So good job on that, too! I sure as fuck didn’t see it coming. Y’all are taking the horror seriously this year! Mortane is a hell on earth for a reason. Yeah. Nothing like cleansing an evil god out of an alter just for another to be ready and waiting.

Anyone else think “Charmione? Is that a Pokemon?” ...just me then.

Well, as if my “stories to be written” pile isn’t big enough, now I’m thinking about a romantic comedy involving a man and the naiad who has come to inhabit his toilet cistern.

As I recall Mizore is how you learned about yuki-onna. And yeah, a bit of research shows that Keito is a sadistic minor villain from the show, and is indeed a jorōgumo. She even kind of looks like how I described Yua’s in-between form (a woman with black and yellow spider legs sprouting from her torso). Hers sprout from her abdominal muscles, which is a look I considered, but I felt like it would be potentially gross for the readers to imagine. Granted, that was no doubt the intended effect with Keito. I did actually find a sympathetic jorōgumo story after I left that last post. It seems episode 7 of Dororo features a jorōgumo who, after narrowly escaping combat with the protagonist, is rescued by an unsuspecting human whom she eventually falls in love with. Also, while Rachnera from Daily Life with Monster Girl isn’t a jorōgumo, she is technically a non-bad spider woman. I wasn’t counting her before since DLwMG is primarily a comedy. And yes, anime can absolutely be culturally enriching, especially the series that introduce mythology or aspects of Japanese culture! Thanks!

How is it 12 fucking months since last october? I demand something be done about the speeding up of time. Anyway, some ideas I’ll never get to use – A rookie Werewolf Hunter from a long line of ‘em advertises his services and is contacted by a young werewolf looking to get into porn who mistakingly thinks he’s doing a MILF Hunter rip off. ** A man’s toilet cistern becomes inhabited by a water spirit who refuses to flush unless he says nice things to it, and also reads his phone over his shoulder while he’s doing his business. ** A necrophile is just going to town on a corpse when the body’s ghost shows up to criticise his technique. ** Death loses a bet and has to do all the grim reaping wearing a Pink tutu ** A horny gay guy accepts an invite to a “total sausage fest” and finds out it’s actually a totally legitimate Bavarian Wurst Festival. But there’s a lot of guys in tight leather shorts so… ** A ragtag group of misfits team up to put an end to an Emerson Lake and Palmer show. ** And that’s it for this year. Been an idea free zone for me. Except for having a character do a “slutty weeping angel” cosplay that I then searched and discovered about 1000 people already had.