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Wait, stop the presses...Weezer still exists?

Well, if it’s the most horrifying thing you see today you’ve not heard Weezer’s new cover of No Scrubs.

It’s not the kind of thing I could use for a Halloween Party anyway. I sent it to you via PM so that you might understand. I’m not blaming you or anything; I know the line was meant to make me laugh.

Honestly, I kinda wish you’d stopped at two. The third one was only supposed to be funny, I’m sure, but remember how the lamia muse talks to me too? Well, that apparently inspired her, and she deposited a very upsetting image into my mind. I wrote it as an excerpt...then put it in a spoiler, so that no one would see it by accident...then grew afraid that you would think it brilliant and put it into Whore of Heaven (because, hey, Luzurial will technically survive it; what’s a little more agonizing pain?), so I deleted it completely. I gotta stop taking that bitch’s calls...

In case you’re curious, assuming Shannon is 162.56 cm or 5’4” (about average female height in the US), this would give her a wingspan of 4.064 m (13 feet 4 inches). Kizzy’s wings may be wildly different due to the whole Seraph thing. At 243.8 cm (8 feet) tall, Eparlegna ends up with an appropriately threatening 6.096 m (20 foot) wingspan. Yeah, I guess that’s true. Good feelings back. Jokes. God damn it, JayDee… I didn’t laugh, but I only cringed a little. Detached enough that I actually chuckled. That’s the power of Mel Brooks. I hate you. I hate you so much. No, I’ll keep talking. But I will look for you. I will find you. And I will slap you. I just need to keep remembering this.

That she survived seems more like the outcome from her healing ability rather than you pulling any punches. Of course I should not be complaining about uncanny healing abilities of characters, my character Jennifer from the G.S.P. story is very much over the top on recovering from injuries. In you story it is at least explainable from the start how she can have such amazing healing power and resilience to injury. As for the nature of demonic bad guys I am sure fan of tentacles and have included them on a number of places in my stories. The problem with tentacles story wise is they don’t have weak spots so to say so the bad guy does not really expose themselves when they use them. It if of course possible to imagine the heroine over power tentacles, but then why use the tentacles in the first place… As for the beast tag on my story, do remember that the story tags are for all the chapters. There is one beastly scene evenat the beginning of the story, but the good beastly stuff is in chapter 3 and forward.