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Well, it’s been a year so here’s some more ideas for free. I mean, if you don’t count the price of your self respect. In the old west, a horse tamer who claims he can break any horse meets a recent immigrant kelpie by a river. ** A reader reads a story on a website about a monster that wrote a story on a website and then killed anyone who read it and didn’t leave a review. They don’t leave a review. The monster then appears and says that it was only a story, and it actually just fucks people who read and don’t review. But only if they’re into monster sex. ** A giant spider finds a human in the cave, and hides until a bigger spider shoos them out, maybe with a giant glass and oversized copy of a newspaper. ** A serial killer targets people writing article titles which use “Millennials” to mean teenagers instead of “early/mid twenties to damn near 40” ** At a convention, a fursuit has the head pulled off to reveal a whole bunch of raccoons who were just trying to get to the free buffet ** In a second person solo fic, you find yourself skimming down increasingly terrible ideas before deciding to go masturbate to that hot bath scene in Shokan Lust. ** In a first person fic, I write inceasingly terrible ideas onto a thread before my computer gains sentience and kills me in disgust. Also with masturbation. ** Someone should totally turn that old joke with the “Why does your dick taste like shit?” “Oh, I forgot, your brother already borrowed the car” into a full length story. ** A succubus sucks souls on a bus. By dressing sluttily and drawing energy from perverts who grope her. The more/worse things they do, the more of their life force she gets, the most depraved acts committed publically lead to a quick death. On one bus route in Trenton nine men die in one night. And four women. ** A pizza delivery guy gets an order to take pizza to a cemetary. The dead folks find they don’t have the money to pay, so in line with the porno rules of pizza delivery he has to get it on with a couple of half rotted revenants. “I should have known there was evil here when they ordered double pineapple,” he thinks. ** This idea left intentionally blank. ** A user who makes jokes about ABDL fics accidentally pisses off a powerful witch who is a fan, and gets turned into her ABDL slave. At least that’s what I assume happened. ** Fuck. 12 months of scrawling every spare thought down and not a single good idea.

From BronxWench on October 22, 2018 High praise, coming from you. Thank you! Gracias. She’s a clever girl, and she’s learned to play her cards close to the vest. Thank YOU for such a nice review.

Oh, thanks for asking about the method. It comes from an interview I heard on the radio a few months ago, about slaughtering pigs in the most humane way (that we know of) which used earmuffs with electrodes in them, the jolt of electricity is supposed to fry the brain stem and render them unconscious so the blood can be then drained -- I altered it to headphones, but still, same idea, because the father needs it to be relatively mark-free and quick. As to processing, I was thinking along the lines of plastination (google that one up) to convert the body into the final product, where fats are replaced with a flexible polymers. Oliver’s a smart kid, so while he doesn’t know the method, he sees through the BS that’s littered about him – I’ve got plans for him in other stories. And definitely, thank you for reviewing!!!!!