Throw your ideas in here!

[ChrisCross]

I was re-watching Leverage the other day with friends, when one of them pointed out that Elliot Spencer has the same last name as Shaun Spencer, and the same ability to pinpoint details about a person or environment ("It's a very distinctive stance!"). So what if they were related? What I'm thinking is a story about what would happen at a family reunion where Shaun and Elliot meet. It wouldn't need to be a slashfic, but I just think those two hanging out, solving a murder, would be a hoot.

[JayDee]

...when I hear Elliot Spencer I always think of Pinhead

[JackProwler]

Well this thread has been resurrected through longer dry spells...

Recently while watching a review of the TNG episode "The Game" by SF Debris, he made this comment.

Back in the Crusher quarters, though, Beverly is hip-deep in mini-gasms and pressures him to play the game. But even a game that can do that just doesn't stand a chance of getting between Wesley and his geek date which, y'know, might possibly end in the fondling of non-holographic breasts, which Wesley has only ever managed to do once before, and only because Beverly is such a heavy sleeper.

So I'm toying with the idea of writing this incident as a fic, my first on the archive. I actually wanted to submit this as a prompt to a Star Trek kink meme, but of course all of them are either about Star Trek XII: the Wrath of Cumberbatch or are dead.

[Cuzosu]

I was re-watching Leverage the other day with friends, when one of them pointed out that Elliot Spencer has the same last name as Shaun Spencer, and the same ability to pinpoint details about a person or environment ("It's a very distinctive stance!"). So what if they were related? What I'm thinking is a story about what would happen at a family reunion where Shaun and Elliot meet. It wouldn't need to be a slashfic, but I just think those two hanging out, solving a murder, would be a hoot.

Might be able to find something like this on AO3.... I know there are a few that reference having both Spencers related.

[JayDee]

So here's five things that have been swirling in my head over the past month that I can't see me ever writing. If I ever write again, anyway. Just started on a new idea or two that I might do for this anal contest.

Thankfully. Some of it's kind've outside what I've written before (mpreg? really JD? you sicken me.) and some of it's kind of echoing other stuff, like the nosex story I did with Jenny Greenteeth.

I had a few minutes so I wrote 'em up, and then thought, sod it, I'll post them here. I nearly posted them over at the hentai-foundry forum as well, before remembering at the last second that certain users there react with hysterical rage to anything that could be construed as a free request and not "Is there somebody I can massively overpay to use someone else's intellectual property for profit?" Eh.

1) Firefly - Zoe x Wash - They want to have a baby, but Zoe doesn't want to carry it, so during the heist at the hospital she steals some technobabble kit that'll allow wash to carry the baby (ass baby time!) and also for her to impregnate him (futa time!) with follow up after the impregnation of more feminine changes to Wash's body, so can breastfeed etc.

2) Harry Potter - Harem fic! Harry finds out that from his heritage he can claim any unclaimed witches who have to marry him, on the wedding night they point out the small print that confirms he doesn't have any right to sex etc, has to be agreed, and also that as part of the marriage any vote by over three quarters of those married is magically binding, and from that day on they make him do all the chores etc, vote to forbid him from masturbating, and the most he ever gets until he's learned his lesson over trying to get sex slaves is having to clean Luna's feet. With his tongue. After a walk through a cow field. A sick cow field.

3) HP again - Based on the whole "being shut in a cupboard a lot for years would probably mess up a kid" characterisation, Harry finds out that Lord V's attack on his parents left their corpses magically preserved, and... you know what we'll not cover this one here, but after certain sticky unpleasantness of a distinctly adult nature they end up turning into zombies eating him.

4) Lonely Waters - Is a Public info film from the early 70s about the dangers of kids playing in water that I found via a Tvtropes link and has an awesome Donald Pleasence voiceover (I think I started by looking at something completely different and ended up on his page!). I had an idea about the girl who picked up the shroud at the end coming back at the end of the 70s as an 18 year old first wave punk, masturbating by the water, and ending up fucked by the Spirit and becoming the new spirit.

5) Elder Scrolls universe - Priestess of Azura is lusted after by a Vampire servant of Molag Bal and a Werewolf servant of Hircine who both want to seduce her, but she is loyal to Azura the Lady of Twilight so kills the werewolf at dawn and the vampire at dusk. I actually originally thought about that one a while back, but kind of fleshed it out more.

[pippychick]

4) Lonely Waters - Is a Public info film from the early 70s about the dangers of kids playing in water that I found via a Tvtropes link and has an awesome Donald Pleasence voiceover (I think I started by looking at something completely different and ended up on his page!). I had an idea about the girl who picked up the shroud at the end coming back at the end of the 70s as an 18 year old first wave punk, masturbating by the water, and ending up fucked by the Spirit and becoming the new spirit.

I may take off with this one. Give me a week or two...

[JayDee]

From what I've seen of comments about the film, any British people over the age of about 40 will be scarred and terrified by any porn that reminds 'em of it.

In other words, good luck, I'll totally read and review if you write it!

[pippychick]

4) Lonely Waters - Is a

from the early 70s about the dangers of kids playing in water that I found via a Tvtropes link and has an awesome Donald Pleasence voiceover (I think I started by looking at something completely different and ended up on his page!). I had an idea about the girl who picked up the shroud at the end coming back at the end of the 70s as an 18 year old first wave punk, masturbating by the water, and ending up fucked by the Spirit and becoming the new spirit.

From what I've seen of comments about the film, any British people over the age of about 40 will be scarred and terrified by any porn that reminds 'em of it.

In other words, good luck, I'll totally read and review if you write it!

Ok, I seem to have completely lost any ability I ever had to format, however, part one of this is now posted.

The Price

Rated: Adult+

Warnings:

Horror, M/F, weirdness, hint of necrophilia, character death, mental illness. You have been warned.

[JayDee]

Still won't let me like posts, but that's so cool! Thanks so much for taking the idea. I will read it tonight and review!

I'm gonna have Donald Pleasence's voice echoing in my head all day

Edit: Holy fuck! It's awesome! Review left

Edited January 8, 2016 by JayDee

[pippychick]

Hm... suddenly I can't like posts either. Odd.

I've replied to your review in the TV section. Thank you so much for reading, and for letting me play with the idea.

[BronxWench]

The forum upgrade will fix that. I'm not sure exactly when we'll be upgraded, but the server upgrade had to come first, I know that!

[pippychick]

I'm gonna have Donald Pleasence's voice echoing in my head all day

Off topic, but... there's some major wacky coincidence shit going off here tonight.

I've had the Barchester Chronicles to watch for a while, and earlier I thought I may as well put one on in honour of Alan Rickman. Donald Pleasence is also in it. And so is his daughter, Angela. I looked her up on imdb to be sure they were related.

What do I find?

Donald Pleasence lived in Chapeltown, where I live. It's a village, or it would have been back then. He also went to the same school as me, despite the fact that it was a grammar school when he attended, and a comprehensive when I did. That main school had not changed in the intervening time. I walked down the same corridors, up and down the same staircases, and sat in the same rooms as he did.

I was required by law to attend until I was fifteen. He dropped out to work as a railway clerk. The station he would have worked at is now disused and overgrown by woodland within walking distance of my house... near a fishing lake where we used to play as kids.

I swear I kid you not. Unbelievable.

[BronxWench]

Oh, eerie! ::shivers happily::

[JayDee]

Well, can't fight destiny. *evil laughter*

I guess that Chapeltown connection explains why the Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water was so mardy.

[InvidiaRed]

In honor of Halloween

For one night you get the powers of the character you are dressed as. Props aren’t props in your hands.

;3

[CloverReef]

14 minutes ago, InvidiaRed said:

In honor of Halloween

For one night you get the powers of the character you are dressed as. Props aren’t props in your hands.

;3

What power do you get if you’re dressed like a hamburger?

[JayDee]

You get to be Mayor of McDonaldland.

[CL Mustafic]

7 hours ago, CloverReef said:

What power do you get if you’re dressed like a hamburger?

The power to make vegetarians run away in horror but then on the flip side, you’d mesmerize the meat eaters and that would probably give you mind control powers.

 

[InvidiaRed]

15 hours ago, Desiderius Price said:

Cheeseburgers...drools...

Well I mean a cheeseburger is a cheeseburger even if it talks. Turns it into straight horror but its technically your fault for dressing as food.

23 hours ago, CloverReef said:

What power do you get if you’re dressed like a hamburger?

 

[CloverReef]

15 minutes ago, InvidiaRed said:

Well I mean a cheeseburger is a cheeseburger even if it talks. Turns it into straight horror but its technically your fault for dressing as food.

 

 

Sounds like a vore tag to me! I’d like to see someone do that idea. Not the vorey cheeseburger one, but the people turning into their costumes one. Sexy cop/Dracula or something! Or like one of those ‘who would win, swamp thing vs frankenstein’s monster?’ with a sexy twist. 

[InvidiaRed]

1 hour ago, CloverReef said:

Sounds like a vore tag to me! I’d like to see someone do that idea. Not the vorey cheeseburger one, but the people turning into their costumes one. Sexy cop/Dracula or something! Or like one of those ‘who would win, swamp thing vs frankenstein’s monster?’ with a sexy twist. 

Nice.

 

[Desiderius Price]

17 hours ago, InvidiaRed said:

Well I mean a cheeseburger is a cheeseburger even if it talks. Turns it into straight horror but its technically your fault for dressing as food.

 

Life is nature’s way of keeping meat fresh…. (to quote Doctor Who)

 

[InvidiaRed]

21 hours ago, Desiderius Price said:

Life is nature’s way of keeping meat fresh…. (to quote Doctor Who)

 

Fresh is best. Even if its 160 pounds of talking beef, bread, lettuce, tomato, and cheese

Edited October 18, 2017 by InvidiaRed
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[Desiderius Price]

On 10/16/2017 at 10:12 AM, CL Mustafic said:

The power to make vegetarians run away in horror but then on the flip side, you’d mesmerize the meat eaters and that would probably give you mind control powers.

 

I like vegetarians… properly grilled and seasoned to taste.

[CloverReef]

14 hours ago, Desiderius Price said:

I like vegetarians… properly grilled and seasoned to taste.

I think I'll be over here pretending to be a meat eater behind this tall plant... Don't mind me

(Sorry @Melrick. That was my fault. I thought it was okay to discuss the idea, but yeah, it definitely got off topic.) 

Edited October 20, 2017 by CloverReef