moss gypsy Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 i rigged the pyrotechnics at a famous country singer's show to blow up the stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 I'm can poop gold and pee silver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 I can control the weather XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 I can punch a god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 i can bring patrick swayze back from the dead to kick Kenny ortegas ass over making the remake of dirty dancing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockedBox Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Fourty Two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 I can make it rain meatballs and i am the voice of kim possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moss gypsy Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I am single-handedly responsible for all of quantum theory, including, but not limited to, wave-particle duality, the uncertainty principle, and string theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 I can read minds and just with a simple flick of my hands, all your doubts and problems go away..also i can broadcast any tv show from my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockedBox Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 With one word I can convert a twilight fan over to good literature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 I can write something worse than My Immortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkyMuse Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 (I'm not sure anybody can top that one, but here goes…...) I can beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 I can act so poorly the crowd will scream “Chuck Norris deserves an Oscar !” BronxWench 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 i can snap my fingers and an isle in walmart will be cleaned and zoned like management wants BronxWench 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeGlass Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 I can say something so self-contradictory that it’s not self-contradictory at all. Rick_Andrew and BronxWench 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) Speechless, just laughing at what George said ! I can get my teenager off to school—BEFORE noon. Edited September 15, 2021 by Rick_Andrew GeorgeGlass and BronxWench 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiderius Price Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 I’ll start off easy. “Read my lips, no new taxes.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeGlass Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 13 hours ago, Desiderius Price said: I’ll start off easy. “Read my lips, no new taxes.” What he actually said was, “No nude Texans.” kagome26isawsome and BronxWench 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 47 minutes ago, GeorgeGlass said: What he actually said was, “No nude Texans.” And here I thought it was “No reflection.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 (edited) I can pop balloons with my whiskers ! * Growing up, my son really thought I could—actually my stunt had involved a leetle bitty sharp pencil hidden in my hand. ** By the way, never blow up an overinflated balloon that close to your face, unless you’ve given thought to the fact you are popping a balloon really, really close to your face and are sure you want to do that. Edited September 18, 2021 by Rick_Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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