ApolloImperium Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 So the shoutbox spawned an idea! The 12 Days of AFF to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas! Who can come up with the best rework of the song? DemonGoddess 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve horny cookies, Eleven whips a-cracking, Ten lords a-cumming, Nine ladies stripping, Eight maids a-spanking, Seven hot men in kilts, Six big leaf blowers, Five cock rings, Four paladins, Three French maids, Two cattle prods, And a climax 'neath a pear tree! DemonGoddess 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApolloImperium Posted December 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 *dies laughing* Amazing! And to think you came up with that so fast!!!! I love love love love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain7777 Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve horny cookies, Eleven whips a-cracking, Ten lords a-cumming, Nine ladies stripping, Eight maids a-spanking, Seven hot men in kilts, Six big leaf blowers, Five cock rings, Four paladins, Three French maids, Two cattle prods, And a climax 'neath a pear tree! Damn BronxWench!!! I commend you!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Now THAT is what I call awesome. :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain7777 Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 This is all I got. But again it's the 5 cock rings and it included the kilt and leaf blower You are the boss. I bow to you Bronx Wench! On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Twelve blondes a bonking, Eleven kilts a blowing, Ten readers wanking, Nine handcuffed slaves, Eight maids a screwing, Seven whips a failing, Six guys a stripping, Five cock rings! Four naked ladies, Three sexy men, Two plump breasts, And one hell-of-an amazing shag! DemonGoddess 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 This is all I got. But again it's the 5 cock rings and it included the kilt and leaf blower You are the boss. I bow to you Bronx Wench! On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Twelve blondes a bonking, Eleven kilts a blowing, Ten readers wanking, Nine handcuffed slaves, Eight maids a screwing, Seven whips a failing, Six guys a stripping, Five cock rings! Four naked ladies, Three sexy men, Two plump breasts, And one hell-of-an amazing shag! Oh, I love this! I'm telling you, we are a creative bunch, aren't we? :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Rain: Excellent rendition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackadder Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 I can't compete with you guys, but I'll give it a shot. I'm bored enough to be listening to Russian Rap for crying out loud. The Twelfth day of Christmas by true love gave to me; Twelve Reviews Raving, Eleven Stars a gleaming, Ten Fans a waiting, Nine readers streaming, Eight trolls a boiling, Seven critics beaming, Six writers toiling, Five . . . . spammers . . . . spleens! Four comic strips three art gifts two great ideas And a story that spawned a movie or three See, told you I was no match for you guys. Oceans of Love, ~Marian~ AKA The Blackadder DemonGoddess and TheBlackadder 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 I love this... five spammers spleens! Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 I only wish stories from here would span a movie or three... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asexual Biped Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 XD I love you people. So much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonGoddess Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 This is great! Started my day with giggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApolloImperium Posted December 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 This is all I got. But again it's the 5 cock rings and it included the kilt and leaf blower Amazing! I love it! I can't compete with you guys, but I'll give it a shot. I'm bored enough to be listening to Russian Rap for crying out loud. Hehe! I love it! It is a different direction that is very AFF! ... Russian Rap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackadder Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Amazing! I love it! Hehe! I love it! It is a different direction that is very AFF! ... Russian Rap? Yup. If anyone here has seen Rock N Rolla, then they'll recognize it from the Russian's scene with One-Two: Dopilsya I have no idea what they're singing about but it gets stuck in your head. Oceans of Love, ~Marian~ AKA The Blackadder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApolloImperium Posted December 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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