GeorgeGlass Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. InvidiaRed and BronxWench 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 I picked a bad day to give up amphetamines. GeorgeGlass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkyMuse Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 “Bangerang!” GeorgeGlass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 Back off, man—I’m a scientist ! BronxWench and WillowDarkling 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiderius Price Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 “I’m pro-life and lets help incubate a pesky virius into a more virulent strain by avoiding vaccinations, ripping off those masks, and lets all get together for a big hug!” WillowDarkling 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 “I’m into drag racing. I know it’s dangerous—but I love driving really fast with women’s clothes on ! “ BronxWench, kagome26isawsome and WillowDarkling 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rick_Andrew Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 (edited) I heard about a guy who was killed instantly --isn’t that how it works? You’re alive – you’re alive – you’re alive – then you’re dead. (Steven Wright) Edited September 2, 2021 by Rick_Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeGlass Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 “Marthaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 (edited) > “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?” Hmmm. He slicks his froggy hair back, gets a manager, goes on a promotion tour and takes up playing the guitar ? No ? Sorry, just a quick guess ! Edited September 4, 2021 by Rick_Andrew GeorgeGlass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvidiaRed Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 "I see, by your outfit, that yooou are a cowboy." "I see--by your outfit--you are a cowboy tooo." "We see--by our outfits--that we are both cowboys. If you get an outfit, you can be a cowboy too ! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Hokey myths and ancient religions are no match for a good blaster at your side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeGlass Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 A death mark’s not an easy thing to live with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Hey : I’m depraved on account o’ I’m deprived ! -Westside Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Andrew Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 What are we doing today, Zuul ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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