Bad Quotes

[GeorgeGlass]

Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

[BronxWench]

I picked a bad day to give up amphetamines. 

[SparkyMuse]

“Bangerang!”

[Rick_Andrew]

Back off, man—I’m a scientist !

[Desiderius Price]

“I’m pro-life and lets help incubate a pesky virius into a more virulent strain by avoiding vaccinations, ripping off those masks, and lets all get together for a big hug!”

[Rick_Andrew]

“I’m into drag racing.

I know it’s dangerous—but I love driving  really fast with women’s clothes on ! “

[InvidiaRed]

 

[Rick_Andrew]

I heard about a guy who was killed instantly

--isn’t that how it works?

You’re alive – you’re alive – you’re alive

– then you’re dead.

 

(Steven Wright)

Edited September 2, 2021 by Rick_Andrew

[GeorgeGlass]

“Marthaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

[Rick_Andrew]

> “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?”

 

Hmmm.
He slicks his froggy hair back, gets a manager, goes on a promotion tour and takes up playing the guitar ?

 

No ? Sorry, just a quick guess !   

Edited September 4, 2021 by Rick_Andrew

[InvidiaRed]

 

[Rick_Andrew]

"I see, by your outfit, that yooou are a cowboy."

"I see--by your outfit--you are a cowboy tooo."

"We see--by our outfits--that we are both cowboys.

If you get an outfit, you can be a cowboy too ! "

[Rick_Andrew]

Hokey myths and ancient religions are no match for a good blaster at your side.

[GeorgeGlass]

A death mark’s not an easy thing to live with.

[Rick_Andrew]

Hey : I’m depraved on account o’ I’m deprived ! 

-Westside Story

[Rick_Andrew]

What are we doing today, Zuul ?