JayDee

Primarily, gentle mockery.

How about Gus finally getting sick of taking shit off Chode, and giving him a mechanical anal probing to the amusement of the crew?

"Wrigleys DoubleCock Cum Gum: Double the pleasure, double the fun..." I'm a go with peanut butter and jelly drenched crumbs.

That or there's something gumming up the key on the keyboard and making it jam...

In many fields of endevour it's possible. In terms of fanfiction requests it's impossible to say. Edit, then again, given the lastest : Nymphadora Necrophili​a how many parts are there????? do u have anymore new stories???? i remember when harry potter and friends were finding voldemort, they came across a werewolf biting a girl. wats her name already??? can u write some stories when all the harry potter girls get killed?????? tq

I don't know the story, but I could certaubky see Navi spending time in a bar "Drink! Over here!"

What I don't get is, if Pimp Daddy Draco has that sort of power, why not do the knocking up himself? Do wizard deadbeat dads have child maintenance costs?

He's back: hi, can u write a story where draco influence harry potter to impregnant all the girls in the harry potter series????? tq. and write 1 violent one also. ----------

Original? I have a few on my profile recs, but these two in particular: The formatting is now somewhat messed up since the upload change, but if you can get around that, The Comare by Kanashii "The brutally graphic story of the Jerome underboss breaking and claiming an arrogant female reporter" which some might say makes it sound like some mechanical rapefic, but it's way above that level. Where Faeries Live Still ... by pittwitch Described as "Responses to weekly prompt from Dribs, Drabs and Doggy tales -- collection, varied lengths, pairings, etc. Turning into a sketch of a real story." which fails to cover how good the writing and characteristion and especially clever use of the short word count of the prompts to get it all across is.

I'm in a bit of a creative dry spell meself, which is why I haven't unleashed this abomination in my own badly scrawled way. Thanks for your support though, look, writers! Another potential reader

...google says here: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1874146/1/Bacca_di_Sangue Wonderful thing google. I mean, they're gonna destroy the world for their dark god Leviathan someday soon, but for the moment fast searches!

Goodness, one wonders where the author gained the idea to have a lawyer named Phoenix. Right now, I just can't think...

Yeah, but the first line is that users should follow the format Solaris set up, which is shown in the top post like this: Catagory name: Transformers/Beast Wars. Section catagory to be in: Cartoon. Do you have any stories for it?: No. Room for confusion there! Maybe needs editing? Especially if users just look at one of the posts. There was one story written anyhow, just not mine

Catagory name: Elder Scrolls - Skyrim Section catagory to be in: Games Do you have any stories for it?: No. But there is alreadu a Skyrim story in the Oblivion catagory, and there's surely gonna be more with this being a big RPG release so yer saving time later on story moving, and Solaris's example post suggests users can request catagories where they have no stories... but I'll do a Skyrim Twitfic if you want me to re-request when I can say yes

Corinthian Knot Thank you for your review. I'm glad you liked it. I dunno that there's much more to write for this one, but I expect I'll cover similar themes again at some point.

Thanks! Glad you liked it.

Maybe they deleted it?

from the search this story is called Mowing Weeds, but it is very short? http://hp.adultfanfi...ry.php?no=23934 Edit - but with 45 reviews and 125 votes it is apparantly the popular opinion that it is amongst the greatest 100 words ever committed to AFF, so it probably is what you want.

...I'd like to read that, also.

Yeah, abuse, that'll work. Now say somethin' 'bout our Mommas.

1) Inspired by this thread and the inexplicable interest shown: Harry awakens one night in a somewhat slimier bed than usual. Naturally expecting it to have been a particularly vigorous Wet Dream (so not that he'd accidently fallen asleep with a biscuit on his pillow at a British boarding school. Incidently, besides the mildly amusing "Nocturnal Emmission" some of the Victorians called it spermatorrhoea. Heh.) Harry has come into his creature inheritance - his great, great, great, grandfather had been impregnated by a magic freshwater slug, and after laying domant in the bloodline for years it's back in Harry. --Harry Is now an always fertile hermaphroditic type with massively increased control on rythmic muscle contractions, forehead horns and the ability to product copious amounts of slippery lubricant (unless he wills it, the slime is not sticky). --Looses romantic interest in Ginny as can carry own young, but is jolly polite about it. --Slug trails! --Salt not an issue as human inheritance overrides usual slug reactions. --He can't control his lubrication (slug slime) production while aroused, emerges all over his skin, but especially aound his crotch. --Mpreg! --In this slightly AU setting, other creature inheritances are pretty common, Slughorn has slug in his bloodline but it has not manifested in him. --Harry's getting fucked a lot, multiple male partners of writer's choice (but I will comment Blaise doesn't seem to get enough action!) Thanks for considering this request, thanks in advance for writing it, or some varient, and please post a link if you do!

Corinthian Knot Ahh, maybe if Lara loves dogs more than you, you love foxes more than Lara? The old Canine vs Vulpine debate! It was gonna be a more comfortable time from the picture that inspired it - the artist, Turria, explained that "And her expression had to be a mixture between fear, anger, pain and lustful pleasure. Sort of. . Anyway, yeah, I think she's enjoying it!" I probably went a little too far towards lustful pleasure, but as noted given some of my previous forays into Lara territory (Spiked death trap, xenomorphic chest burster, inexplicably well hung horse ((she liked that one!)) and the aforementioned sheep god...) I'm probably due a few more happier endings for Lara. Thanks you for your review.

you can always just amend the page number in the address bar to the page you want. http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/index.php?page=2 becomes http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/index.php?page=50 dead easy. 'course, depend on how many pages are in catagory, but it's a work-around!

Corinthian Knot I can see the explanation for that one, "They kept demanding Sona porn, I'd never heard of her, I thought they meant sonar porn... so I had Lara fuck Ecco the Dolphin!" Lara's adventurous. If you have a character who doesn't travel the world it limits the animals they can encounter. That's why nobody's done Daria/Giant Squid porn yet. Probably. I dunno, I think anything with a rapefic tag is gonna have somebody degraded at least a little at some point, by the very nature of non-consensual actions. Heh, never mind the other dogs, he's smarter than the average bear too One for Yogi fans there.... Thanks for your review, I gotta catch up on some of your stories.

Should any writer wish to unleash a slug!Harry abomination upon the unsuspecting internet I'd be happy to see the results.