JayDee

Review for Revenge of the Ravenclaw Thank you for your review! Always happy to read feedback on the forgotten old stories on the back pages. One matter of minor confusion I should be able to clear up - There isn't any statement that I would portray rape in true horrid form. Truth be told, I haven't used the word horrid since I was a character in a Roald Dahl book. I suspect you may have misread the note at the start that, This story contains content that should not be read by people underneath the age of 21. It is 100% fiction and has no bearing on reality whatsoever. 100% fiction means real life rape is WRONG. The author does not condone illegal and immoral actions described. If you feel rape in the real world is a good thing, bend over in a prison and whistle dixie. If so, I can assure you that featuring wizards, magic and tentapussies, this story does not take place in the real world. Happy to clear that passage up. Yes, I can also confirm the pregnancy was aimed at a pregnancy fetish audience. Regarding the lack of extermination: The plot was initially guided in the first story of the un-intended series by Prof. Snape, who was somewhat less keen on murdering everybody than the rest of He who must not be nosed's crew. I fear I could never compete with youporn and so do not try. Finally, that sounds like a challenge! If I can make the most racist portrayal you've ever seen without trying to be racist, what can I do if I tried? I could even surpass 1932's The Mask of Fu Manchu for sensitive portrayal of our new Chinese overlords! Thanks again! Me love you long time!

http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/main.php?list=2010 ?

I am sorry for your loss.

...Wow. Thanks! I never thought that request would get written. I thought it was a joke, and not even a funny joke! But I guess writing something very different is a good way to push the bounds of fanfiction. Thank you again. I will read and review. Obviously. Because there's not a lot worse doing a request for someone who doesn't review. Edit: Done!

...You're a far braver writer than I. I thank you for your courage. Good luck with the rep! I think I just saw four horsemen ride out. Eeep.

That kind of rep? Not worth the hassle!

Perhaps some stories are better left unwritten. There's come a time when I hold regrets. Eh.

Are there any stories with an older Harry jerking off Hagrid?

I didn't get any email or anything, but they deleted (Well, "Locked") the chapters based on my story and also the subsequent chapters - presumably as they didn't make sense with the deleted ones gone! I am grateful for this

I hope so, especially as having poked around the site It seems like a pretty damn cool idea for a collab story engine. I wouldn't mind putting stuff there when I start writing again, but I'd be less keen if they didn't do something about stealin' Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if they subsequent chapters were stolen from somewhere. I couldn't find them with searching non-fandom specific sections so literotica sounds a possibility if that site's don't show up. Could be the same guy, Melrick, seems a pretty generic name though - hard to google 'em I did find that his version has also been reposted to here: http://www.bearchive.com/~addventure/game1/docs/842/842451.html But that seems like more of a generic porn bot harvested posting looking at the site main page.

Nope. It says "contact" at the top, but there's not an actual link.

Actually, once I'd written it down the irritation faded to meh. But thanks. It's been ages since I found something nicked from me. Just randomly googled* a phrase from the story and found it there. *One of the range of "putting off reading, writing and anything else of value" activities I lapse into when I procrastinate.

...so posted here rather than in 'report' thread, as not reporting anything on AFF. An asshole calling himself "marvelfan" took a chunk of my Tomb Raider story from last November, http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600087024 And added chunks of it to an existing story on chyoo.com (choose your own adventure) which allows multi users to add to stories. So they changed the story to be about Sue Storm and added it to an existing story - http://www.chyoo.com/index.php/main.story.page/154566 The site allows you to see a user's thread summary, and this shows when his modified stuff from my story was added: http://www.chyoo.com/index.php/main.thread.list/0/0/marvelfan/1 8. An alpha dog stalks Sue by marvelfan Updated: Jan 20, 2012 08:21 PM 9. The alpha dog makes Sue his bitch! by marvelfan Updated: Jan 20, 2012 08:23 PM etc While he has inserted the occasional new line for fantastic four flavor, he has whole sections like this: MINE: Marvelfan's: The contact link doesn't work so there's not a lot I can do. Just sticking this here in case anybody comes along and accuses me of tryna steal from him I guess. Signed up to the site to try using the "report thread" option. Dunno that I'll hear anything. The last three sections he has added - 11,12,13 - are not from my story so either can write or they were taken from someone else.

I was totally distracted by the hot Bella on Cold Vold action. Thanks for the free promotion!

I just read Necrophilia Made Easy. Thanks for the link! Now, I shall review! Edit - and thanks OP for the request that got it linked!

My old desktop...

Did he get the letter on April 1st?

Wonder if they got the idea from that old 2002 Family Guy episode.

Just a publicity shot of Tilda Swinton in a movie. You can imagine it without seeing it!

Google it. 1st result. profit.

Well, since you asked: No. No I do not hold suspicions about the age of the OP. I hope this opinion is of some small use to your endeavours.

Gender reassignment surgery. Cash to friends, family, and anybody I think would blow it in an amusing way. Also some local charities that need the money but don't have the whallop of big charities with their huge "admin" expenses. Open a bar. Uh... That's it I guess.

...was sorta hoping this related to a Harry and the Hendersons crossover. I'll go hide now.

I don't have an original, but I see you put the same request in a couple boards and they're PWP so knowlege of fandom ain't needed, so stories I have with knotting are: Underworld - Selene's Quaint, Quint's Not (Werewolf M / Vampire F) http://movies.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094310 Harry Potter - Unleash the Beast(Dog M / Hermione F) http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600016968 Tomb Raider - Corinthian Knot (Dog M / Lara F) http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600087024 The HP story has has a huge amount of positive feedback from satisfied masturbators! I don't seem to have any links to others with knotting tho'

IT'S ALL SHINY!