Shinju

Okay, I'm antisocial. I want to be left alone, at least right now. But I can't say no and it drives me insane. What? You want me to help you with that one thing? Oh, okay, even though you stopped talking to me pretty fast when you figured out I didn't want a boyfriend, or would not stay faithful to you if we did have sex, because I hate monogamy at the moment. What? So and so wants me to do that thing with her? Well, I'm depressed and don't feel like it right now and might break down in tears at any moment while we're at that thing, but okay. What? A party? Okay. <----(seeing as that one requires the least amount of responsibility or accountability, it's actually okay with me) Huh? So and so's mom wants me to eat chicken soup even though I don't eat chicken? No. What? She insists? Okay . . . How hard is it to say no? Two letters, N and O. What the hell is my problem??? And now I'm booked up for two weeks now when I just feel like DYING. I will probably go crazy and piss someone off, I know it. Even if I don't, when I go out when I'm feeling like this, I feel even worse for days after. AND I ate soup with chicken stock (blegh!) I just wish I had a "put life on hold until my convenience" button.

Yes, I grab asses all the time, but nobody seems to mind if they are drunk.

In my opinion, everyone needs to smoke more blunts. Trust me, after about the third pass around the circle, it will seem a lot less important. Yes, PorkChop, you are right, there isn't enough posts in the het section. I came here looking for posts and all I found was this thread. Yes, nobody even blinks at Bukkake anymore, but I really hope bestiality doesn't become prime time Fox, animal rights and junk. I'll check out your Sailor Moon fics, I used to like that fandom quite a bit back in the day. Yes, Savial, het can be smokin' if done correctly. Zyx, you hit the nail right on the head. It is important to remember that we are all just a bunch of pervs. BelleKeat, you are right, Yaoi authors do seem to feel the need to make one of the male characters into a girl with a penis and it is annoying. Now if you are lucky enough to have the green, sm0ke a J for me because I've no money to spend on such luxuries anymore. Bad economy and all that.

Yay, alive again! Gracias! Anyhoo, I was reading a text book too closely and when I turned the page, it nicked my eye. This happened on several occasions, all of them text book related. And this was back when I was young and sober all the time . . . Anyone else hate it when their eye twitches uncontrolibly?

Grab his ass in front of people and see how he likes it. Most men do have such an obsession with that part of the anatomy. Sometimes, its like, hello, I have a front side too?

. . . I've done that before. Ask me about the time I got a paper cut on my eye. Can someone revive me w/ a phoenix down or something? I've been dead for half an hour.....

Eh, their not nice, just big. I guess nice enough for them to be molested on about ten occasions. Maybe I'll post cleavage a pic once I get over my camera shy. Or if someone gets me crunk and sends me incriminating pics of myself by email....

Well, it's better than someone just randomly coming up to you and grabbing both your boobs with both hands, jiggling their face in them and going "ahhhh." Yes, that happened to me at a con, twice. I understand they are nice, but I'm kinda like, um, ask first?

Thanks guys, I'm trying to do the settings now so this will be very helpful

I remember once I took anti-depressants that gave me involuntary spasms. Everyone would call me "spaz" because I would fall asleep in class and wake up every two minutes with a start. And I would twitch all the time. I'm just like that with the self diagnosis. I believe I may have low stomach acid, candida and leaky gut syndrome. An awful diagnosis from Dr. Shinju, follow at your own risk: Have you tried glasses? Your eyes may be twitching because of an inability to focus. Or if you wear contacts, your eyes might have become allergic to them. I myself have glasses that make me look like Mikami Teru from Death Note . . . er . . . except not a man. Um, anyway, good luck with that!

Quotes from my favorite invader Zim episode, Bolognius Maximus: *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Zim: Fool! You think I would share the cure with you? I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself and then watch you transform more and more into what you really are deep down in your heart! Dib: Deep down I'm bologna? Zim: ...Yes. Dib: That's just dumb. Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib. Dumb like a moose! *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Zim: That's it, Dib. Laugh now, yes. Laugh and frolic in your vile meats of evil... meats of evil! But know that vengeance shall be mine. Oh, how it will be mine! *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Favorite quotes Running with Scissors (the movie): *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Dr. Finch: You can't come in here, this is my mastabatorium! *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Dr. Finch: Literally, the shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father. *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Favorite quotes from the movie Jesus's Son (1999), starring Billy Crudup, Jack Black and Samantha Morton: *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Georgie: Does everything you touch turn to shit? Does this happen to you every time? FH (Billy Crudup): [weeping] No wonder everybody calls me "Fuck-Head." Georgie (Jack Black): It's a name that's going to stick. FH: I realize that. Georgie: "Fuck-Head" is gonna ride you to your grave. FH: I already said so, I agreed with you in advance. *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* FH: All this work is messing with my high. *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Georgie: We'll camp in the wilderness, and in the morning we'll breakfast on its haunches! *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* E.R. Nurse: Patient complains of knife in head. FH: Stabbing headache? *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Favorite Quotes from American Beauty: *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here. *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Lester Burnham: Then I guess I'll have to throw in a sexual harassment charge. Brad Dupree: Against who? Lester Burnham: Against YOU. Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me? Brad Dupree: Man, you are one twisted fuck. Lester Burnham: Nope; I'm just an ordinary guy who has nothing left to lose. *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey? Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Lester Burnham: Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die. *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Favorite quotes from Fight Club (the movie): *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~* Narrator: If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. *~oOo~*~oOo~*~oOo~*

OMG, someone should put "And then John was a zombie" in their signature.

We need a live chat. One that works with firefox and can support mac users. That would be truly awesome.

LOL, I love Stephen Colbert.

There's an unspoken rule in our house that nobody can listen or watch news (especially politics) for more than a few minutes at a time around me because I'm highly nervous and I start getting very upset. Which is good because if not for that my mom would listen to Hillary/Obama debate news all the damn time. Sooo sick of it. I need to move back out soon before I go insane (oh God, American Idol ALL THE FRIKIN' TIME, not to mention the four two zero withdrawls!!!) but if I go back to school that might not be possible for a looooong time . . . I don't want to live off Top Ramen again . . . . but to have my own place, might be worth it. Don't ever wanna share a place again, that's for darn sure. Especially with an icky boy . . . I thought there was talk about him trying to "extend" his stay in office a few years back, the reasoning being the war. Thank God that tree never bore fruit . . .

Website bans would suck. That would mean I'd have to go to a shop to get all my p0rn.

The thing is, it was only ten o'clock. I swear I see less creepies when I do my weekly shopping at three in the morning. Those are 'normals' to me. When I'm at a club on one of thier Industrial nights, we try to steer clear of "the creepy person with a tie." You obviously know exactly what I'm talking about. I'm reclusive too. But with all these creepies around, can you blame us??? Srsly!

I think it might have been teenagers . . .

No no no, it was pretty funny. Like one of those surreal moments where you think, Is this really my life, or did I walk into a Zach Braff movie? Garden State, LOL, I've actually driven away with the gas pump still attached to my car before, they don't break off. I actually have someone like that who lives on my block too. Kept trying to hit on me at our last garage sale. I kept thinking, like, "Dude, you're not double-0-fucking seven, your a very old, very obese Filipino man. I'm not gonna turn around and see your creepy smile as you ogle my ass an be like 'O, me so ho-ney, take me!' because life does not happen like in the p0rn0s." Now that I think about it, I believe he may have been one of the frequent renters at the shop I used to work at. Just further proof that proof that p0rn warps men's views of reality.

Just out of curiosity, who gets to "ban" these things anyway?

*dies laughing* XD

So I'm going to Safeway to pick up a couple of things. Guys are checking me out. It's alright to look, I know I dress overly awesome. What gets on my nerves is if you are really, really creepy, seem like you are on drugs, and get really, really close while I'm trying to look at this months Vogue, while pretending to be flipping through magazines just to check me out. Thanks for that, gray sweatshirt and burgundy baseball cap guy. Gave me flashbacks about the time this other guy tried to grab my boob in Food4Less. Yeah, I know what muffins you were reaching for, buddy. And I was really dressed conservatively that day, you sick weirdo. Anyhoo, I'm sitting in the car smoking a cig, when I figure it's time to go before graysweatshirtbaseballcapguy gets the bright idea to come looking for me in the parking lot. I turn on the engine and put my car in reverse, backing out slow as usual. And then I get distracted by the person in the next car, an old, fat, balding Chinese man in a wife beater with the lights on fixing his hair in the mirror with a comb like he's mother fucking Peirce Brosnan. I'm just like, WTF? and don't realize that I should be looking behind me. I hear a slight scraping noise and I'm like, oh shi-ite. I stop the car, some asswhipe had been speeding through the parking lot because it was imperative that they reach the front doors of Safeway five seconds fucking faster than if they had been going at a reasonable speed. But it's my fault, I wasn't paying attention, so I stop my car and get out like the good citizen I like to pretend to be. I see their car is a bit scuffed (mine isn't) but they stop, like they were thinking about getting out, but then throw the car in drive and get the fuck out of there. And I'm just like, WTF??? Oh well, at least my insurance won't go up. Thanks, strange weirdos in the Safeway parking lot. And now I'm like, whatever, I have a bottle of black cherry Stoli, so it's all good. Cheers.

It goes way deeper than sluts and fools, my friend. Just ask yourself why there are so many at this time in our history, try to find the reasons. Or not. It just opens a whole can of worms that sully your view of humanity and reality just by association.

In need of inspirational websites or any books I can find at my local library with pictures of cutting edge men's clothing. Anything would be helpful.

Does anyone know where I can get inspiration for settings, specifically ones that seem all futuristicy? Any good examples that I could actually visit in the San Francisco Bay Area? Also, anyone know of any sites, books, or author's resources that would help me out with architectural vocabulary? Would be much appreciated, thanx