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Well, every wedding I've been to has been someone else's... it's boring unless you're participating in it. I have never... gotten drunk and started a bar fight.

Probably because a one-way ticket there costs $2,000,000, and that's the economy class. Also the price of a loaf of bread there would be $5100 due to transportation costs. Is the weather pleasant where you live?

They actually wear makeup, and lots of it. Is there any good news left out there?

Nein! And not even anything less! Storyjunkie?

Not guilty. Then again, there really isn't a "good view" on me. Donated something valuable (worth more than $100 or equiv.) to a charity.

Not guilty, although I've had several people pour drinks on me (three of them were people I hadn't even met before or talked to before they dumped their drink on me!) Has gone on a trip with someone for the purposes of sex.

^ I certainly hope not! I was at home watching TV last night! < Will admit he has no life. V Won't admit that s/he has no life.

drunks

Probably due to the tax benefits vs. renting an apartment. Why are most people uncaring about George W.'s crimes against decency?

Well... I like stories, but I'm not a junkie... Arora?

Well... I once got lost in the Hispanic section of my city. I didn't speak Spanish then (I do now,) and nobody around me spoke English. Gotten drunk while underage. (I think very few people will be able to say not guilty to this one.)

It might be because you're sitting on a block of ice. It could also be because someone considers you "frigid." When will immigration policy stop being a joke and really work on the underlying problems that is causing it?

Red's not in right now, might I take a message? I'll continue here... Redsliver?

Well, it's a fact of life. A person is far less likely to review if they liked a story than if they hated it. So no news can be good news. It's like this; only those who really loved a fic or really hated it will actually review. The vast majority won't. I've got some things like that: one fic has 255 reviews, 5-star rating, and 0 reviews.

That may have worked the last time someone tried it, but not this time. Dazzled?

^ My Stars are out of the playoffs. I couldn't care less about them. <Thinks the previous V sentence was awkward. V Thinks I might be too hard on taker.

Well, according to the Clash song, it's got to be with your hands up in the air, or on a trigger of a gun. They can crush us, they can bruise us, and even shoot us, but ... I digress. What are we going to do tonight, Mardy?

Not guilty. Has supported an anti-censorship group.

I wish you well this mother's day, even if you're not a mother. However, this guess is not right. Zimarah?

Should have guessed me. Polly?

The company loves misery. SweetMisery1?

Get 'em real smelly and you won't need a brick. Who's got an obsequious nature?

Boy, you don't know Mexico very well, do you? The government there is quite corrupt. Even after Vincente Fox got elected, he's only made half-hearted attempts to clean up the corruption that's so prevalent there.

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Roasting hot dogs. Will Bush ever stop making us angry?