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Sorry, I've seen Mallrats, Clerks and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. G/NG: Plans to go to a convention sometime in 2007. (any kind of convention.)

Why do you think nobody's going into the second orgy? It's enough to make a grown man cry.

I haven't either. I don't smoke, and rarely if ever need a match. (I have given blood before - I even have a gallon pin from the local bloodbank. They stick you in the finger first to check your blood, and that hurts a lot more than the stick in the arm.) I have never... been a serious collector of action figures.

Actually, someone marketed a paint-on condom about 5 years ago or so... failed miserably, of course. It took quite a while to dry, and the guy would lose his erection by then. I think that may be the same problem here.

Side (it's cold in these parts!)

Only the card dealers in New Jersey. So who do dealers gripe to when they're being done wrong?

^ Knows she should save consoling ability for her child. < Only consolation I can give here is that we're all a big happy dysfunctional family. V Will argue with < about being dysfunctional.

Ecchi is my addition. Nice to see you back, Dazzled! Red?

Not guilty. Homey don't swing that way. G/NG: has trouble writing for a character with a thick accent.

Draft (now I'm revealing my age here, hmm?)

What's your biggest complaint to your S.O. in bed? The last thing I heard was someone screaming "YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!

If you have to ask, you can't afford. Does that make any sense?

Well, it's about time someone here didn't mistake me for Redsiliver. You're still wrong though. Silver?

... keretin in your body. This, of course, is caused by...

You were in a bar last night getting drunk, and then what happened? It sounds very delicious, fattening, cholesterol-laiden, and very bad for you.

Redheads. Anyone else missing Dazzledfirestar?

^Education is important. If you don't believe me, try ignorance for a while. < Has a bachelor's degree, and it really hasn't helped much. Still stuck in a dead-end Mcjob. V Has a better education than <, or is in the process of getting one now.

Not guilty. I can live without music. G/NG: has some form of facial hair.

Swing and a miss! Trae?

I have, only once... I had to on my uncle's farm to get around. Lots of steep hills there. I have never... raced an ATV

I'm thinking it's more of a "I'll swallow anything they'll tell me because I believe them because they're in charge and they wouldn't lie to me, right?" These people should take a refresher course in 1970's history, beginning with Watergate. They may be too young to remember these times - I only vaguely recall them myself - but they should never be forgotten. Also give them a lesson in 1980's history with the Iran-Contra affair.

^ Depends. Am I groping or being groped? Who's doing the groping? If I'm being groped, can I grope back? < Too full of questions about the last statement. V Thinks I'm overthinking things here.

Someone gave me a Moscow Mule. Who's willing to trade it for a blowjob? It's because he didn't know better.

Read what? Oh, red... no, not here... Nanaea?

... manly man's soap. Then you'd have to use...