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Wow, one year of AFF.net forums... It's good to have a place where I can show people just how sick and perverted I can be and get away with it.

Would you really write an Alvin and the Chipmunks slashfic? That's going to give me nightmares for a long time.

^ True, because homey don't swing that way. < Is really sick of hearing how Johnny Depp is TEH HAWT!!! V Will violently disagree with me on this.

Hmm... well, if you're talking about food prepared by a Chinese chef using a Chinese receipe, I've done that. If you're talking about eating food in China, no, I've never done that. One of the things about the D/FW area is we have a very diverse population. (Yo Hablo español. 私が遣ってみています空で覚えいますジャパニーズ.) I have never... written a Harry Potter slashfic.

Well, if you don't have class, then you're going to really gross out everyone else. It wouldn't make you very popular with the ladies, Red. Can we mind our manners here?

Try smarter, not harder. Trae?

You're not alone. Her official site is filled with that kind of shit.

Only once, because it was going to stop something nasty from happening. (Well, the climate here in Texas is definitely getting tropical during the summer.) I have never... journied across more than one time zone in one trip.

Not even close. Trae?

Not according to the commercials that they show ad nauseum on the news. Why are anti-depressant commericals shown a lot during the news?

^ I don't have a passport yet... they're a pain to get. < Here in the USA, one needs a special long-form birth certificate that is obtainable only from the state capitol of one's birth. (a.k.a. the long form) < Has to refer at least 9 people a day to Austin because of this. V Is thinking about getting a passport now.

Why haven't you wrote any stories in the Elemental Gelade fandom? It really sucks that a lot of my fandoms are very esoteric.

Stocks

Not guilty, and if you don't believe me you little @#*$& - Erm, seriously, not guilty. Having been a CSR for a long time, I learned quickly to control my temper. G/NG: Blew up at his/her S.O. over something that you found out later s/he did not do.

The Coulter/Hitler quiz. Try to guess which of these are Ann Coulter and which are Adolf Hitler. I got only 10 of 14 right, btw. Maybe it's just me, but I think if Ann Coulter wasn't a "hot babe," nobody would pay attention to her.

Very rarely. I've read A Brief History of Time, but overall, I don't read science literature. G/NG: limits reading in spare time to only fan fiction.

... path down the country lane merrily. Puma man, he flies...

Wrong gender, wrong side of the border, and I don't have one on the way here. Dazzled?

I haven't either, fortunately. However, some of you may disagree with that... (I've made bread from scratch. It's very time consuming. My specialty is mozzarella bread, where cubes of the cheese are folded into the dough. Very yummy.) I have never... eaten onions without getting so sick to my stomach that I puke.

^ Well, if it's any consolation, I'm freezing my butt off too. <Contrary to popular belief, it can get as low as -8 F (-22 C) in Texas. V Is thinking "meh, that's no big thing up here."

Well, being here is a good time killer. Should we find something better to do with our time?

Afraid not. Trae?

^ Knows that pregnancy and birth can bring radical changes to a woman. < Also wears glasses in case anyone's interested, but < thinks nobody is. Vision is 20/65. V Is noticing a trend here about people wearing glasses.

Miss. C3... erm, I mean Red?

Another one I just recently saw was Jennifer Portman from This Ugly Yet Beautiful World. She wasn't a big a drunk as Tina though.