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I rarely change my sig, but I don't mind changing it. G/NG: Doesn't put up Christmas decorations.

Sounds extremely caloric and bad for you. Nanaea's happy thought has shown up on my doorstep. What should I do with it?

Well, I used to spend summers in Port Aransas, Texas back in ye ancient times... it was o.k. then... the place is a big honking tourist trap now. Oh, you mean the other port. Sorry, I still don't drink. I have never... understood why people like to drink.

Just why do people insist an adult fic isn't good without at least one rape scene in it? *sings* They airbrushed me out of the yearbook The psychic hotline isn't taking my calls I got laid off at the asbestos plant And there's a strange rash on my ... back.

Why would anyone want sex hanging upside-down from a tree in public? D'oh! *Facepalms*

Well... you got one letter right. Amy?

Not guilty. I had one reserved in advance, and I didn't need to stand in line. G/NG: Waited for all the hoopla to die down before buying a gaming console.

To offset all the depressing ones. What makes a color depressing?

I only use it in the mornings, when I'm in a rush to get breakfast done. I have never... owned a toaster oven.

^ Graduated long love time ago, Daz. < Has B.B.A., what little good it does me. V Wants a better education than that.

Name a rule that doesn't seem to apply in badfics. That story has plot holes big enough to park the QE II.

Technically, if it's at the end of a sentence, it's supposed to have four dots (three for the elipisis and one is a period.) Unfortunately, that doesn't pass MS word's muster. Starting a sentence with a conjunction is a gramatical error; however, that doesn't stop people from doing it. Language itself is like sand, as X.J. Kennedy put it. It is ever shifting, and changes to suit the zeitgeist. If you do not believe me, read some medieval tale in the original middle English. Most of the words in use today were, at one time or another, slang.

Organization

How do you like your banana splits served? (as for the NP question, someone gave them to me, tbh.) I only said hello to her, honest!

That answer does not fall within the specified parameters. Nanaea?

Well... usually at work I use the mute button while these angry customers are ranting and raving at me. Does that count...? G/NG: Called a customer service line and chewed out the person taking the call.

^Because it's the kind of smile you just want to shove shit into. < Hasn't had much to smile about of late... but hopefully, things will turn the corner soon. V Definitely has something to smile about, and will share it with everyone.

Well, it's about damn time. Bush's crimes against decency are too long to list. I'd write my congressman and ask him to support it, but unfortunately, Pete Sessions is Bush's crony, and he's too busy fighting ethics charges of his own...

Let's see here... the floral industry says yes, and the enviromentalists say no. Take your pick. So should we put profits over planet or not?

Sorry, I'm a white boy. Dazzled?

^ Not really. I just don't care about him anymore. < The only thing < has seen of Depp's was 21 Jump Street. (Holly Robinson-Peete was hot back then!) V Thinks that the ^ < said was utter blasphemy.

Grits are like squid. If you make it right, it's not too bad. I like it if it's done right. I have never... understood the appeal of escargot.

Only from Weeklyworldnews.com. Can you believe there are people out there who actually believe the stuff in that tabloid?

What should I offer to get people to post in Orgy II? Uh... erm... uhn... er...

White and blue. Amy?