quamp

^ - Anon.< Wouldn't mind having something NC)17 rated on late-night TV < Oh, and Red, YOU ARE WRONG about why I hate HP. All right, I'll explain it here. Back in ye ancient times when I was a kid, my parents couldn't afford child care. So after school I would go to a public library and read books until my parents came to pick me up. I read a lot of classics and even more obscure books in children's lit. I'm guessing J.K. Rowling did the same. When I got my hands on the first HP book, I read about 2/3rds of it. I just couldn't help but say "you ripped this part off from this author who did the same thing back in the 1970's or 1980's" so many times it made me sick. Example: Coach Muggle was a very clueless character from a book called The First Ever Intergalatic Olympics. Pratically every plot element in that first book was stolen from some kids story that came before. V Wants to tar and feather me for ruining his/her fandom.

That's got me on the run? In the middle of a big tornado... Seriously, I have no idea of what you're talking about. Why would a turkey sandwich cause sleepiness?

Not guilty, thankfully. G/NG: Has worked in a manufacturing plant that poluted the environment around it.

Tom Berringer

^ I'm not afraid to ask, just afraid to listen to the answer. <Redsilver was WRONG about why I don't like HP. <Amy's muses just left my place after eating all the food and leaving a huge mess. V Amy's muses will be visiting V next.

Available to everybody, guilty. Free... not guilty. G/NG: Read a fic you liked but didn't leave a review.

Can you give me some advice to cheer me up? 5500 Daniel Radcliffe-in-a-boxes.

Only if you want to be labeled crazy. Is labeling a bad thing?

Let's see here... nope. Red?

Do they make them in extra large size? How about calling it the penis theremal protector?

^ I'm not a Harry Potter fan. < Telling you why I'm not a Harry Potter fan would really ruin the fandom for everyone. V Still wants to know why anyway.

Fortunately, no. Then again, the worst crime I'm guilty of is a parking violation. G/NG: Read a fic and didn't understand it, but left a positive review anyway.

Depends on who's in there with me. I have never... visited a Turkish bath.

Sorry, I've been having tech problems with the site, not solving them. Daz?

Because we needed a word to rhymew with geese. Why do geese honk?

The reason why they don't listen is very simple: These people don't contribute to campaign reelection funds. They only give one vote come election time. I've strongly advocated limiting how much a candidate can spend on an election. Unfotunately, I'm in the minority on that.

I haven't either. That's probably because... I have never... been proficient with firearms.

^ The blanks never need filling when I dream. < Can remember multiple dreams in one night, which is supposed to be rare. < Writes his dreams down, as they're often a source of inspiration. < Has also studied dream analysis. V Thinks < is too much of a dreamer.

Not guilty. I vacuum on Sunday afternoons. G/NG: Is waiting for the last minute to buy Christmas gifts so s/he can get some discounts.

Say, is your baby due this week? (I guess you didn't remember this is the Answers First thread, hmm Daz?) Next answer: Eugh, squick!!

Yes, and your hard-earned tax dollars will pay for it. Want to bet that it will be overbudget and late?

Adam? Chief? McCloud! Trae?

Am I the only one who is reminded of the scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? "I'm not quite dead yet!" As for the penis thing... meh.

Should I get you the handcuffs for your baby shower?

Uh... not married here. Trae?