quamp

I guess I'll be him today... I don't have anything better to do. Trae?

Well, that's something that's hard to come by, according to Rodney Dangerfield. Should we kick in some naughty points instead?

Ralph Nader

Weight

Kissing

^ Well, last I heard, the person who's come back from the dead most was Malestrom (11 times.) He isn't redheaded. Of course, that was a few years ago... < No longer a fan of Marvel. They don't seem to care about making long-term fans. V Doesn't seem to mind the constant blatent disreguards for continuity Marvel makes.

I have no problem with that. So who's up for giving me head?

Daniel Boone

Sorry, he seems to have gone off to find the stuff he wants... I'm not sure I want to find out what he's going to do either. Trae?

Not guilty, although all the bosses around here think that. G/NG: Needed medicine but were unable to get it at the time.

I haven't either. If we are to believe Public Enemy, then there's no point in doing so. I have never... been taken to an emergency room.

Guilty. Then again, if you want an entry-level job in my field of study, you have to have a doctorate PLUS at least 5 years experience around here. G/NG: Has a job that just barely pays the bills.

[sings]Sidehackin' is the thing to do And it helps to have a low IQ[/sings] I've seen them only in pictures, not in real life though. I have never... been in an accident caused by icy weather.

Chalk up another one in the win column for you, Red. Red?

I don't think I want to know. They may call me up as a witness at the trial later. Do you think that a crime here is conceivable?

Steven Tyler

Well... guilty, I guess you could say. I used to be a Marvel fan before they threw continuity out the door. When they started doing so, I wrote them an angry letter about it. Little good it did. G/NG: Complained to the company about a blatent disreguard for continuity.

^ Well, that's because it's NOT about religious intollerance. < Thanksgiving is an excuse to take a day off and pig out for everyone, or so it seems of late. V Will drone on about the pilgrims and the Native Americans concerning Thanksgiving.

Guilty. Then again, I really didn't have much of a choice; it was pouring rain and I got delayed. G/NG: Has been labeled a "tree hugger."

Nopers. Polly?

It's not as easy as it looks. I tried it once, but couldn't get the cow to produce anything. Keeping with the farm theme... I have never... harvested grain by hand.

^ You could try some of my fandoms... just click my name. ^ You could also try Silverfox-Chan's story How do you Destroy Writer's Block? < Rarely has writer's block... usually, I have more ideas than I can act on at one time. V Really wishes < would have a long episode of writer's block.

Maybe if you got a small breed, I think. However, wouldn't the puppy make a big mess of things?

Plane

Ken Akamatsu (created Love Hina)