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According to one report I read, not even the DOHS knows where this money is going. I have to agree with Big Samurai that none of this is surprising. What would be surprising is if one of these stories was covered by mainstream media. However, one story that I'd like to see reported is this: the vast majority of people are apathetic about most of the troubles that don't put a dent into their lives. Global warming? Don't care. Pollution? If it's not in my backyard, don't care.

Why don't the numbers add up to 100? Well, Big Samurai, I'd say that Satan's P.R. man has been doing too good a job.

Contraception (of course, withdrawl isn't a very good contraception.)

I haven't either. I find the habit disgusting. I have never... been so relieved that there is a flash flood going on here. (We needed it... and more.)

... support locations? Such a question is...

Ony if you don't want your house to look like a quilt. Why would someone want their house to look like a quilt?

I've never seen a female elf with facial hair. Why are so many forum games dying suddenly?

Well, I've been very bored, but I don't know how bored you are. I have never... heard so much whining about the increase in the cigarette tax increase here in Texas. Smokers are just whining about something they don't need!

Why, no. Sorry. Trae?

To cover up the fact that he's Jesus in disguise. So did you actually click on that link?

Sewing

Yes, but by the time you get there, she'll be finished and all you can do is wash the bowls out. Is there a sure-fire way for a woman to get the guy to do more of the chores?

Sam Adams

You get the consolation prize. Dazzled?

I haven't either, but the latest one I've gotten isn't that much of a lemon. I have never... been to a family get-together on my dad's side that hasn't resulted in a violent argument. (Sometimes, cops were caled in by the neighbors too.)

済みません. タレ じゃありません. コア ンポです. Dazzled?

Hmm... I guess nobody's heard of those that I mentioned. How about Pani Poni Dash and Nermia Daikon Brothers? (Excel Saga fans will love these two; the latter was directed by the same guy who directed Excel Saga.)

^ Only experience will tell you that. < Well, look on the bright side. I get to spend a day with my family. They make the Malcom in the Middle bunch look good in comparison. We've had family get togethers end up being broken up by the police. They would get complaints about the shouting and arguing that goes on all the time, and occasionally make arrests. V Is glad that V's family isn't as dysfunctional as <'s family.

Is there a way I can weasel out of being with my family? They make the Malcom in the Middle bunch look happy and functional in comparison.

Not guilty, although several sigs have tempted me to do so. (for example, the one that had a pic of Snape naked.) G/NG: Is going to be with a relative that s/he absolutely hates to be around.

I did it practically every day for the year 2002... didn't get me anywhere though. I have never... had a friend refer me to a job.

Yes, obviously. Why is it when a man drools over a hot babe in a bikini, it's sexist, but when a woman drools over a hot stud in boxing shorts, it's o.k.?

Tres wrong, sorry. Storyjunkie?

Comedy

Right gender, but wrong side of the border. Nanaea?