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Well, technically, it takes mindpower to move one's arms to move an object, so one could say that you really have done that, echtrae. If you're talking about telekenesis, I haven't done that either. I have never... been to a professional football game after 1990.

Not guilty. I worry about those who are though. G/NG: Spaced out at work and got caught by the boss.

Lightning bolts strike you and you scream in pain, but survive it. Does there really have to be only one?

Unfortunately, no. Silver?

I have, but only after I inerited $10,000. I have never... ate at a Roy Rogers.

Huh? What did you say? Maybe we should start a new orgy. What do you think?

Comic book

I've been hit! Mayday! Mayday! I'm going down! Red?

^ Sorry, but no. Around these parts, guys are not permitted to touch a stripper's breasts. < Has never touched a woman's breasts. Anyone want to change that? < Understands most women don't like their breasts to be fondled. V Will fondle a woman's breasts anyway (or a man's penis, if V swings that way.)

My only beta is my roommate. I probably should have more though... I have never had a beta reader tear a fic of mine to shreads.

I could talk about almost anything. So has a lemonfic ruined a fandom for you?

Not guilty... but if you want to change that.... G/NG: Read a fic and couldn't help shouting "What the fuck!?"

Will you update the orgy? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! IT'S A HORDE OF RABID FANGIRLS!!!

Should I get off my political kick and go on another? (O.k., I'm off the politcal kick. Happy red?) I couldn't stop myself! It was served with a lot of fanboy service!

Wrong end of the continent. Nanaea?

I don't know, but I don't think I'd want to meet them. What other fandoms do you not want to meet the porn writers of?

giulty guilty. G/NG: previews posts before posting them.

Just poke around. You're on your own.

Have you seen that new Carrot Top movie? Erm... I've never really heard of that before...

... remind people of that scene in Malcom in the Middle. Dysfunctional family TV shows are...

^ Here in Texas, it's illegal to play a videogame at night in public. In private, it's o.k., however. < Pled guilty when caught playing a hand-held videogame in public at night. Fined $100 in 1998. <Wonders if this disqualifies me from public office. <Knows my political views would NEVER fly in Texas. <We used to have no shops open on Sunday laws in Texas. A bunch of wealthy businessmen threw around a lot of money & got them repealed, except for automobiles. V Wonders why it would be illegal to play a videogame at night in public in Texas.

Not guilty. I've donated a number of hours to the local bloodbank. G/NG: Willing to donate blood.

Hmm... offer naughty points to people who update it? O.k., why would anyone want to write Red Green porn?

図星を指す. Red?

Well, some psychologists have theorized that some people are genetically programmed to do so. Others just want the thrill of doing something bad and getting away with it. I would never cheat on a girlfriend. It's hard enough keeping one woman happy, let alone two. I have never... had a woman straddle my lap in public.