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Actually, porn predates writing, so we don't know who first came up with it. We do know that in the caves of France, there have been clay figures of naked men and women found, along with pictures of people naked. It's been theoried that porn even predates humankind - that porn goes as far back as somewhere between homo erectus and Neanderthal man.

Executions happen all the time in the USA, and the media here is so blase about it that they don't bother reporting them, even if it is a child.

I signed the petition; however, they left out the the country that I think should be the most ashamed of executing minors. The United States of America. Yes, in the USA, a number of minors have been legally declared adults during their trials, and then sentenced to death. Most of these people are in their late teens, but I know of a case where an 11-year-old was sentenced to death, right here in Texas. Sadly, this trend is on the increase. Aren't you Canadians glad you're government doesn't do that? (Well, if they do, they don't let anyone find out about it...)

I think only Evel Kenevil would think of something like that. I have never... had to change dirty diapers on a baby.

Dazzled will just have to wait for her mothering instinct to fully kick in, perhaps. Most of the women at work who are mothers immediately swoon at the sight of any kid. Considering we issue birth certificates here, that's practically all the time. Is there a way I can possibly use this to my advantage when finding a wife?

Not guilty. Considering my family, it wouldn't surprise me. Then again, many of them make me look normal. G/NG: Is glad Dazzled is back, if only for today.

^ May be too drunk to surf. < Surfs the internet sober. < Has no idea what a rhym is. < Horde rhymes with Crawford. V Think's I'm being to harsh on ^.

Desire

Right state, wrong gender. Dazzled?

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... we don't have any really bad fic writers on the boards. That's especially good for the orgy, since nobody could stomach the writing of...

Bart Fargo

I haven't either. I wouldn't want to. I have never... valued appearance over substance.

Organizing Redheads Going All-out Serious Masturbation V A G I N A

If I knew how to handle the universe, do you think I'd be hanging out here? G/NG: Wants to know the secret to handling the universe.

^ Are you sure you really want me to do that? ^ Probably was expecting someone else. < Definitely would not look good in a French maid's outfit. < Might visit in lederhosen though. V Doesn't want to see < in lederhosen.

Wrong side of the border. Nanaea?

Don't touch him unless he wants it. So what would you do with a Canadian man?

... sending his/her posts without his/her S.O.'s consent. Someone in need of time in a "mental relaxation center" has to be...

Depends on who's wearing it. I definitely would not like to see Barbara Bush (George H. Bush's wife) in a thong. G/NG: Wants the bleach after I mentioned seeing Barbara Bush in a thong.

^ Allergies make me sick to my stomach any time < smells cleaning products. < Wishes < could have gotten to this thread earlier. < Always seems to get in at the worst times. V Gets in at better times.

Harold Green (Red Green's nephew)

I prefer the girlish Japanese laugh myself. Fufufufufu... Leon?

So I told her, "hey bitch, spread 'em now and take it in the ass!" and she wouldn't! Can you believe she wouldn't? But she told me she didn't have that!

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