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Wesley Crusher

I had to do so for a government class. It's an interesting document. I have never... read the constitution of my state (or province) in its entirety. (Then again the Texas state constitution, at least the parts that I have read, were confusing.)

Erm... uh... well... guilty. G/NG: listens to music while posting on Aff.net's boards

What kind of pie should I make? The brutal side of gentrification strikes again.

Well, it's because fish are attracted to the same thing. Why is it when a yankee writes a southerner, the yankee has the southerner saying y'all when referring to a single person?

Close. Or maybe not. Leon?

^ Actually, < does laundry a lot at a time. < Also does the vaccuming, trash, and most of the cleaning in the apartment. V Averse to housework.

Only once... someone tried to buy something claiming they were me. I set them straight though. I have never... used a supermarket cart that has a kiddy racecar built into it.

Ah, you really do care... Leon?

Minimum wage

Why do you like tribbles? Down, fangirl, down!! HEEL!!!

6959 (Only ten posts to go until the magic number!)

Only if you set me up with a good joke. So what's a good joke to do?

^ Because <'s is eating, yes. < Eating a healthy salad with grilled chicken and balsamic vinegarette. V Thinks <'s choice for a meal is strange for a man, since it sounds very effeminate.

Guilty, unless it involves breaking a part of my body or the law. G/NG: Relatives will go above and beyond for you.

Sorry. Leon?

Linda Lavin

Hey, this cake looks good. May I sample it? I can't say I like that band; the singer whines too much.

... accompany the funeral organ with a jew's harp. (Btw, DC, it's quesadillas.) Accompanying the funeral organ with a jew's harp is like...

Yea, but it doesn't tell you what kind of orgy he favors. Techinically, an orgy is a gathering where any social taboos are relaxed. Thus one can have a sex orgy, a drinking orgy, and of course, a killing orgy. The last one is probably the kind he wanted to invite the gays to.

Wow... someone actually guessed me! Going away though... Dark?

^ Being normal is just so boring! < It's pretty much impossible for me to disguise the fact that I'm not normal. < Then again, < thinks that likfe would be incredibly boring if everyone was normal. V Normal compared to <.

Last time I checked it was. So while we're ordering women here, can I get two redheads too?

Flower

Red's not even here now. I am though. Dark?