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Fortunately for me, I don't have gassy cousins. However, they will talk your ear off if given the chance. I have never... enjoyed driving at night in pouring rain.

He's probably still sleeping. Leon?

Not guilty. The news is talking about the weather here. I hope you're staying dry, Leon. G/NG: Thinks the Virginia Tech massacre is very tragic.

uh... yea... I'm afraid to ask why you were snorting kool-aid. At least it wasn't the purple variety. What kind of person really prefers their kool-aid dry anyway?

... Trae's mother. Commercial announcements are just...

Lorraine Newman

Not guilty. I never really played any of those childish pranks. G/NG: told someone to get a smoke shifter (something done in scouting quite a bit.)

100% not. Leon?

^ Having my own TV is nice, yes. I don't use it that often though. < Doesn't watch a lot of prime time TV. Usually the TV < watches is the news and anime (usually the adult variety.) V Has watched adult anime.

I haven't either. That's not really a smart thing to do, actually. I have never... barbecued without mesquite wood.

After that one, I don't think we really need another. So what do we really need more of around here?

Story here Finding a toilet on fire can be a very burning experience. Can you imagine suddenly finding the toilet you're sitting on fire? I think I'd rather have a cold seat than have it catch fire. What about you?

Same here. If you haven't read Slaughterhouse Five, you should.

Only Groping and kissing. Are we having fun yet?

^ Now that's just plain disturbing. < Family get togethers are usually large arguments, but not physical abuse. < Famliy would get physically abusive if they found out about <'s stories here. V Family doesn't know about V's stories here.

Erm... well... I don't really know anyone who's celebrating this month, outside of a few message boards. G/NG: Gave sex to your S. O. on his/her birthday.

Still NOT a HP fan. Red?

Sure, why not. What would you like first?

Not guilty... although I wore an ear cuff for a while. G/NG: Got a tattoo that you don't like now.

Frank Burns

Geek is one of the nicer things peers have called me. G/NG: Been referred to as a derogatory term.

Even less so. Leon?

^ Crazy, no. Boring, cranky and bitter, yes. < Most in-laws seem to enjoy only one thing: whining and complaining. < Dreads family get-togethers because of this. V Likes family get-togethers.

I haven't either. Then again, I've only been offered the chance once. I have never... been considered "photogenic."

What do you think about the flea comedy troupe? He's locked safely away in suburban hell.