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I've never perverted my childhood at all. I've had enough trauma in my childhood with the Catholic priest that was later convicted of child moelstation. (Fortunately for me, he was hetero and molested an 11-year-old girl.) I have never... revealed that I knew a child-molesting priest until now.

Offended, yes. Dazzled, no. (Do remember that I have a very unhealthy fixation with redheads.) Trae?

Not guilty. I can't stand endless blather. (When I worked for the local transit agency here in Dallas (DART,) I saw a bunch of drivers spend in the neighborhood of $400 on the lottery each week, and win nothing. This went on for over a year. That turned me off to the lottery big time.) G/NG: Rethinking about their chances to win the lottery after hearing about the DART drivers.

^ < Definitely does NOT want to see George W. Bush in action. < Thinks anyone who wants to see monkey boy in action should have their head examined. V Wants to sue < for putting the thought of George W. Bush having sex into V's mind.

O.k., I was in the grocery store today when a commerical came over the store's radio. It said we should plan now for Christmas. We're still a good two plus weeks away from Easter, and they're already bombarding us with Christmas ads. Maybe it's just me, but I like to take my holidays in the month that they actually occur. Are times really so bad that retailers have to start the Christmas hype now? If this trend continues, they'll be hyping Christmas 2009 by the time Christmas 2007 rolls around. Even worse, when I asked the clerk if things were that bad for the store, this was her response: When I informed her that I was not talking about the change she gave me, she stated that if I persisted upon accusing her of short-changing me, she would call security. I left that place shaking my head.

^ Well, since I'm an American and I don't think with my ass, I believe you without even trying. < Proving this of Americans is easy; proving it of Texans is even harder. V Wonders why if there are intelligent Americans, why do they keep electing idiots for leaders?

Bags

Well, not having kids of my own, I haven't. I have never... bought jewelry for my S.O.

Gary Oak

Afraid not. Dazzled?

...discovering a way to get around the Heiselberg uncertainty principle. Of course, that's about as likely to happen as...

I'm not sure where you live, but here in Dallas, we get that a lot. It gets very annoying very quickly. Speaking of annoying, Is there a way we can really deal a crushing blow to those rectums of the right that keep Bush in power?

What's the new Republican motto? It's just another puzzle we'll have to get through.

Well, the drive to have children in humans is a hot topic of debate these days. It's been theorized that some people are genetically programmed to want to have a kid, no matter how bad it is for them or what they have to do to get one. Some people just won't adopt... I have never... wanted to have a kid.

Ken Akamatsu

So why are you popular with the hunters out there? Going fast and deep is the best way I know.

Not anymore. China is the world's biggest polluter now. How do we convince China to pass environmental laws?

The 1960's (which is when they were popular. A bit before your time, hmm Red?)

^ < knows the difference between a giggle and an all-out laugh. < Occasionally uses humor as a pick-up tool. Never works though... < Perhaps puns on Søren Kierkegaard quotes are a bit esoteric... V Can't see how puns can be made on Kierkegaard.

I feel bad for all endangered creatures, regardless of sex. G/NG: Supports a charity on a regular basis.

Only my nose. My allergies have been off the scale of late. Dazzled?

How did that Klingon battle cruiser end up so badly damaged? I have to wonder who in their right mind would want that.

... In retail stores as demo models. The ones that you can actually purchase, however, always....

That just 'cause you don't know how to fix 'em right. Spare ribs require the right kind of marinades and slow-roasting until tender. It's a skill that can take years to master (and no, I haven't mastered it yet either.) I have never... made barbeque with hickory when mesquite was obtainable.

Not guilty anymore. I just posted mine. I may update again soon... (I've never had hypothermia. Then again, I don't live north of the 49th parallel.) G/NG: Likes the introduction of a machine that can bring in fictional characters to the orgy.