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  1. Well, I've made a fundamentalist cry, but not for the reason you say. He was preaching hellfire & brimstone, and people passing by treated him with contempt. I suggested he try using a kinder technique to win converts. He blew me off. I then preached a bit with a kinder tone, and had several people stop and like it. G/NG: has bought an NC-17 doujinshi.
  2. A bit south of him. Leon?
  3. ^ Relatively speaking... not really. < Cold and pouring rain here. V Not experiencing the same.
  4. ...ninja could prove a problem. You have dishonored your company by using questionable accounting practices! Therefore, I must...
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    I Have Never....

    Well, I've been in a tornado, but I wasn't swept away. It was back in elementary school in Plano. I was surrounded by a bunch of screaming, terrified kids (one of them being me.) I have never... enjoyed being around screaming kids.
  6. Guilty, but I didn't let that stop me from straying. (My dad was almost a Catholic priest.) (Leon - just out of curiousity, what color do you think my aura is?) G/NG: has ridden a sybian.
  7. Huh? This He-Man stuff was a bit after my time in that. Why do I have to be Orko?
  8. Wrong side of the Lone Star State. Leon?
  9. ^ Out to sea. < Landlocked in Dallas. < Residing south of the 40th parallel (38.75 degrees N) V Nowhere near <.
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    Hey, can I come into the hot tub at the orgy? *Sinks in*... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
  11. Sophia by Live (Songs from Black Mountain)
  12. You may need to pull out in a hurry. Remember, the deeper you cast your line...
  13. I don't have the right equipment for that. Just where is this place where it "gets very interesting?"
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    I Have Never....

    I don't understand what you're saying, Taker. Then again, it's an inherent biological difference that will always keep men from understanding women (if you're saying what I think you're saying. However, since your tag reads "Female..." I'm even more confused.) I have never... understood why people ramble when they don't have an idea.
  15. ^ Catches burger & gives it to a homless bum. < Hi! I just came back from an anime convention in Houston. Miss me? V Is thinking "You were gone? "
  16. I'm afraid you've lost on Win Bein Stein's money too. Taker?
  17. Fred Farkel
  18. Well, I've never heard "Ridin' Dirty." I'm into alternative music. G/NG: believes s/he has too much going on around him/her at once to enjoy it all.
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    Can you explain to me why Bush won't swallow his pride and give Iraq back to the Iraqis? It's the stupidest disclaimer I've ever read.
  20. Not guilty. Once you've seen it, there's not really a reason to see it again. G/NG: has copies of every episode of a TV series.
  21. ... people sticking their heads up their asses when it comes to things that are just plain wrong? When they come for you...
  22. That wouldn't be me. Say, is there a reason you don't ever guess me, Leon? Dark?
  23. Good question... hmm... when was your last period?
  24. Well, one out of five is... not really that good. Leon?
  25. ... pervert. However, something that's NEVER funny is...
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