quamp

Maybe if you had something else for the biscuits. So what should we serve on them instead?

Well, I like reading stories, but I'm not a junkie at it. Red?

Feeling Energetic Lively Loving And Tip-top In Oral B O N D A G E

... nobody seems to want to come to the bar with me. This can be remedied by...

^ < is a child of parent crazy parents. < Wonders what < would be like if < had a normal home life. < Probably would not be here now. V Had a better upbringing.

Not guilty. I don't think you'd want to see me do that. G/NG: Has gone crowd surfing.

Of course not. Shouldn't everyone have a break now and then?

No Potter fan here. Nan?

Surely Even Xaphon Yearned (Damn, that was hard coming up with an X.) E J A C U L A T I O N

Just wanted to say Happy mother's day to all the wonderful ladies out there who have given birth. Whether it's the mom cheering her kids on the sideline or giving advice, she's always working to do the best for her kids. I know Dazzledfirestar, Nanaea, and Leonhart29 are mothers - but I'm sure I'm missing a whole lot more. Celebrate today!

Story here Kerr-McGee has a number of wells on federal lands that they are supposed to pay a royalty to have. They don't. It was called a "reorganization." However, the only one affected by this was Maxwell. In the trial itself, Kerr-McGee's lawyers ducked the issue of not having paid the fees, but instead focused on how Maxwell would gain a small percentage of this if he won. They used numerous stall tactics and doubletalk. The jury took a total of two hours to find Kerr-McGee guilty. Kerr-McGee was fined $30 million ($10 million in back money owed plus $20 million in punative damages for knowingly doing this.) However, about two weeks later, the judge in the case, already working on another one, magically overruled the jury and found Kerr-McGee innocent. (Can you say coercion?) An appeal has been filed, along with a lawsuit under the whistleblower's protection act for Maxwell. It's a crying shame that people think they can get away with anything just as long as they have the right connections. >_<

Sorry about being late, but Happy Birthday! (Better late than never, hmm?) Oh, and happy Mother's day too.

Dog

^ Fels Naptha? What's that? *googles* .... Oh. we don't have that down here. < Recommends reading a good fic instead of the bleach. Say, I just posted a new Ninja Nonsense fic a couple of days ago... < Not above shamlessly plugging <'s own fics. V Has no earthly idea what Ninja Nonsense is.

Tempting Humans Always Inside to Lead Adventure Near Death D I L D O

Not guilty, but I'd like to know what Leon's price is. G/NG: Thinks that Leon will hate me for saying that.

Well, you got one letter right out of five... that would mean your score is 20%. Sorry, but you fail with that. Leon?

How about Chibi Vampire? Should we bring food and drinks?

I have. However... I have never... gotten anything I wanted when my mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

Sexual

You are a winner! Taker?

We could try, but they'd just escape. Are there some people out there who should breed but don't?

Outgoing Loose Dames Make Anyone Needy (oops! Edited it in, o.k?) T O U C H I N G

^ Well, the main problem with a lot of my fandoms is that not a whole lot of people write in them. < Has several fandoms in which < is the sole contributer here at AFF.net < Would like to see others put out fics in <'s fandoms. V Doesn't have this problem.

Not guilty. I'm the sane one of the family. One of my uncles (now a former uncle) was a drug dealer, another one spent his life (after returning from Vietnam) in a mental hospital. A few of them have been in jail. G/NG: Thinks s/he is the sanest one of the family.