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... bad spelling and grammar. Obvious Mary Sues/Marty Stus and self-insertions...

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Some of them are, but not all of them. Why do people stereotype others with a certain attribute?

Speed

Not guilty. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. G/NG: plans to take the family on a trip to another state/province this summer.

I saw a guy find a hot babe girlfriend at the comic book convention by talking geek! Can you believe that? Ew, squick!

Not a recent mother. Nan?

^ Only in cases where the mother's life is threatened. Otherwise, no. < One of the few people who doesn't have kids, but wouldn't discourage others from having one. V Willing to give loads of advice about having kids.

Gee, Old Adults Touching Pussy Looks Awful, Y'know? A M E R I C A N

... "damn" switch. To really irritate someone, simply...

I did and I'm glad I did. Can we institute a new rule of losing team has to get naked?

I haven't either, but then again... I have never... been lost while driving.

^ < really doesn't want to know about ^^'s sexual toy use in public. ^ Was obviously expecting someone else. < Hasn't used sex toys. < Wonders why the vast majority of sex toys are designed for women and very few of them are for men. V Is grateful there are sex toys for his/her gender.

Are you offering it? No? Damn. Sin?

What does Larry the Cable Guy say during sex? I was going to dive into that fandom, but after reading that question, I don't think I will.

No Underwear Darling, Its Too Yucky (looks like someone was 'ed) G O L D D I G G E R

I know how you feel, Leon. In 1999 Dallas radio station KDGE announced in the morning on April 1st that they were going to have a screening somewhere off some early scenes from The Phantom Menace (this was before it came out, of course.) One had to tune in at 3:00 p.m. to find out where and when. Strange things happened that day at the studio. One guy showed up with an R2-D2 display that had most of Star Wars' cast signatures on it. Another showed up in a Chewbacca costume. When the time came, they announced it was an April fool's joke. The 200 or so rabid Star Wars fans outside the studio started to riot. They were only calmed when the station manager said he would get them free passes to the opening. We don't have any of the R2-D2 mailboxes around here, of course. Well, as a counter to this, I offer the Build your own Tom Servo site. Servo is easier to build and the parts are cheaper.

Pylon (did the song Crazy, later covered by R. E. M.)

^ Sorry, the only way out of that is to have the skin artificially lightened. You'd end up looking like Michael Jackson. < One folk remedy < has heard of is to rub lots of semen into the skin. < Knows it doesn't work, but still willing to let any woman try it with <'s semen. V Thinks < is sick.

Hmm... I always thought it was the day job, so not guilty. At least that's what it is in my life. G/NG: Has seen strange product tie-ins to a particular fandom (I was at a comic book convention at the beginning of the month. One of the comic book creators had for sale barf bags with the characters from his series drawn on them. I'm not joking.)

Sorry, internet went down here. I'm back now though. Trae?

Well, it wasn't me who was with her, but I'm guessing she left him. Why are women always the last in a relationship to return love, and first to leave one?

Since I don't have little ones, not guilty. G/NG: Thinks it's weird to be in one's late 30's and not have children.

Learing Everything Slowly and Surely Onto New Spheres P A N T I E S

... confuse people, then make them angry. An angry rabid fanboy will invariably...