Keith Inc.

Interesting. Nicely done, so far.

^ Has given me my first marching orders! <Off to look up evil benefits. V will refrain from pointing out the oxymoronic nature of that phrase

I am sure you can. Just ask the nurse to up your meds. I am confused about what the Culinary weenie is making for dinner. I am wondering why a pound of ground beef needs to be cut into slices...

Neither have i. It's barely a participant sport, much less spectator... I have never liked watching most sports, for that matter.

^ Has a ready and willing sidekick, servant and evil distribution manager at their beck and call. <Beck. V Call.

I am sure that you're far less confused about it than you let on. I am watching CHEF with my kids. But not the one that wants to major in Culinary at college...

Nor have i. I have never fogotten my own name.

4522! My lucky number!

^ modesty ill becomes the evilmonger < I cannot tell a lie. Daz did it. V thinks there may be SOME evil that's not Daz's.

I have I have never liked going barefoot.

I think we should be able to register our desires: The best ten meals, in order of preference. The first sexual experiences, in order of partner. The best sexual experiences, in order of orifice. The most significant events in our lives, in order of fiscal benefit. Or am i too demanding of an uncaring universe?

^ Well, not PURE evil < will stipulate to 'not completely unadulterated evility' V dislikes evil compromises

^ knows me very well < works an odd plan at work, now. A 44-hour week alternating with a 36 hour week. V would rather just go to straight 3-day weekends.

Yorick Okay, okay, so he died well before the play, but it's the only one I can think of...

All humor is based on victimization. G/NG: Can perform at least one formal dance step.

^ it's called the weekend < had a nice weekend V needs a four-day weekend.

Victor Von Frankenstein

BWAHAHAHA! You said 'easily.' Like promiscuous. ::snicker:: G/NG: Loves puns

Me, either. Except for zucchini, which is just a weed you can make bread out of. I have never wanted to be a werewolf

I am always willing to help. The Blonde is the brain trust from Stargate SG-1, Captain (major, Lt. Colonel) Carter. Amanda Tapping. Who took the picture in your new avatar, SJ?

4455

A gentle djinni. But if the Djinn in the bottle isn't gentle, how will they react to that wish?

My upbringing leaves me uncomfortable with the idea of a servant. Not in employing one as much as having no idea how to act around one. And the depictions of the house elves in HP tend to sound more like slavery than anything else. So, no. Would you want a djinni?

I am always in favor of researching shinking. Oh, wait, did you mean researching the 'effect' thing?

I have a dozen stories with Lilliput or Brobdingrag characters, and I've never heard of any Gulliver Effect. Is it like the Butterfly Effect?