Keith Inc.

I am glad everyone's having so much fun with the photo of me in the Caption thread. I am considering just how old that pic is. 1984, in fact. I am simply refusing to do the math.

Daffodils

I am sure i did that once, but kept forgetting a dry-erase marker.

^ should realize all babys get spoiled. That's why they're babies. <has three ingrate children getting weaned on teh spoiling V wants to come spoil my house apes.

new genre of barbeque. It'll be the most popular when it_______

Xfiles

^ is judging my judgment < has no reason to think Trae is any less of a saint than, say, Peter. V has a favorite saint

I am able to list all the helping verbs. Am is are was were be being been has have had do does did shall will should would may might must can could. I am not able to recall the combination to the vault at work. I am unable to forget the little Helping Verb dance that was taught to me in 1974.

Your statistics. Or is it you're statistics?

I am pretty glad i never had midterms.

^ nearly correct < guilty, but seldom has been called responsible V would call me many things besides that

G. Very G. G/NG: Thinks that makes me a bad person.

I am the author of most of the user titles on this page....

I've woken up in time zones i couldn't remember entering. But not related to alcohol. G/NG: Came here for the smut, stayed for the porn.

^ wrong < taste in alcohol resembles that of a Mormon V pities me, but completely unecessarily.

Oh, love, love, love it. I have never been able to resist CCC.

Oh, i never look for the answers. I just know too many psyche majors to think it doesn't mean SOMETHING. Do psyche majors every really think a horse is just a horse?

Stargate: SG1

Odd, that question brings to mind the polar bear snow-friendly testicles thread. Do you think that says something about me or about the board?

Quantum Leap

Philosophy and Monty Python. I have never taken a formal debate class.

...they evolve a snow-friendly set of testicles? The prevailing theory includes the idea that ________

I Dream of Jeannie

can fuck in the snow and not leave a puddle. This is because they_________

NG: though i did almost buy one as a kid. G/NG: Has been forced to reduce a child's toy's ability to make noise to the sake of the household