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    Yes, the madness of Black Friday seemed…. well, it was an itch I had to settle. All those stampedes, the fights, the insanity for a cheap TV, discounted socks, or less. And in this case, the seemingly small human gesture of holding the door open for a stranger, used against her. btw, I tend not to have Jello around the house, health reasons.
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    And I got the first review in!
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    Winter is nearly here, tis the time for Santa to be banging the reindeer.

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      “You can’t spell comet without come!”

    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      :cry: Childhood = ruined 

      The joke there is that I had a childhood! Ha! Nah…  :taser: :spank: You want christmas pornstar names, google Christmas elves. http://www.elfcrazy.com/traditional-names-of-the-first-christmas-elves/ 

    3. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      :spank2:

      Oh good, now I don’t have to feel guilty for thinking claus was hot

      or that demonic nun. :mademyday:

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    Title: Jello Tags: Bigotry, Exhib, Fingering, MCD, MiCD, MF, NoSex, Violence Summary: A smoke break goes wrong, Megan heads home.
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    So, this man has two todgers?
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    That a motivator when I first contributed a Halloween story back in 2015. Small samples, reviews, and perhaps even picking up a reader or two.
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    Some seemed better than others…. Like I can complain, I’d probably get top spot if my smut were submitted.
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    Taking a dump on the holidays? Readers want to know…
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    Vore?
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    I posted a chapter, which means, I’ve met my NaNoWriMo goal, with a little extra, several hundred over 200k.  :yahoo:  

    Next month….hmmm, I need a goal.  300k would be a bit much, but 250k seems too small, maybe 275k?  Thinking about it.

    1. swirlingdoubt

      swirlingdoubt

      9K words a day? CAN YOU?

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I’ve already got 200k in the bank…. so it’s only 3k/day.  Maybe.

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    Maybe that’s a good start to the story…. typo gets somebody the wrong thing?
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    Well, I did manage a dark holiday story in 2015. Mistletoe Hanging: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600108028&chapter=4
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    Dark and gruesome holiday anybody?
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    :yahoo:  After a short burst of writing, I’ve finished the chapter that’ll let me reach my nano goal.  My story will make 200k words on Friday!  (Still need to wait, proofread, so that’ll be Friday, the last day of the month.  While this will be cutting it close, on time is on time.)

    1. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Way to make that story your bitch! :beer:

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I’m trying to come up with next month’s goal… somewhere between 250k and 300k (for a 50-100k net)…. decisions, decisions….

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    Only several K left to reach my nano goal for the month.  Was a bit worried this chapter would come up short, but then I realized I had given the main character a burn ointment (for sunburn) that’s sold as an aphrodisiac in that it makes for super sensitive skin.  Plenty of potential for several K of smut :)

    1. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      … What is the name of this ointment? I’m asking for *cough* a friend...

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I kept the name simple, “Kirkburton’s Sensitizing Ointment” with the directions of "Apply to desired areas, wait five minutes, rinse off, and enjoy twenty four hours of bliss.   Warning, do not use if pregnant or allergic.  May contain nuts."

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      Desiderius Price

      btw, steer clear of the medical grade, stinging nettles have been added to discourage “casual use”… (and to protect the Healer’s supplies).

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